Emma and Friends — a collection from Mat Twassel

A quasi-flash piece in which Emma eats a pear and I eat Emma. I wrote this as a sort of celebration. Don't expect a twist or an epiphany. If you don't have a taste for very short stories, you might skip this one.

The room in their B&B may be missing a mirror, but that doesn't stop them from adding to the room's orgasm count-a cream-colored chiffonier, an injured horse, and a vaquero cap coming to their aid. Illustrated.

The discovery of an old fish tank brings back some difficult memories.

In preparing for a dinner party, Nils discovers they are out of candles. Emma comes to his aid.

Nurse Alina is concerned about her technique in giving injections so she enlists the aid of Doctor Nils. Illustrated.

Two for the price of one: Emma and Nils have a nervous time at the doctor's office, then when they get home there's only one thing to do.

Emma and Nicole have been good. They expect Santa will reward them appropriately.

This is a follow up to "Waiting Room." Emma shows Nils her "special occasion" nightgown. Illustrated.

Tenisha has a craving for a peach smoothie, and she also wants to mail a Valentine's card to her grandmother. Killing two birds with one stone turns out to be a challenge.

Artist Nils sets out to do a life-size sculpture of his lover Emma, but first they have to christen the stone. My theory is that the christening did something magical to that marble. Illustrated.

Emma's friend Jenna was curious about the history of Emma's vase. The story Emma tells helps define their friendship.

The beautiful starry night leads to lovemaking. So does the beautiful sunny morning.

It's a beautiful summer afternoon, and two gorgeous girls enjoy the meadow. But there are bees.

Emma is crying and her dormmate Annie comforts her in a very special way. Illustrated.

Emma finds that sometimes getting into a guy's pants is a problem. Illustrated.

I'm writing a story, and it's not going well, but Emma comes to the rescue.

Alina's grandmother needs to move to an assisted living apartment. She tells Alina she's okay with that, but asks her to make sure her grandfather clock gets moved safely because she has a clock fetish. Alina is doubtful there could be such a thing. She finds out otherwise. Illustrated.

One Sunday morning Cindy sets the kettle on the stove to boil water for coffee and goes to the bedroom to wake Russel. They get distracted...

A very brief, illustrated story about how satisfying crossword puzzles can be.

Does not refer to shoes--in fact, for much of the story Mat and Emma are barefoot. In fact they're bare everywhere. Illustrated.

Greek yogurt looks a lot like cum. Potentially there are other comparisons to be made. Illustrated.

Poem about a young woman's need for both men and women. Illustrated.

Suppose you're an old fisherman on a lonely beach on a beautiful day and suddenly two lovely young women race by? Illustrated.

Alina, Nils, and Emma. And the fish, which did not get away. Illustrated.

Laura and Emma debate the merits of one-piece swimsuits. Then they do more than debate. Illustrated.

Alina and Emma decide to have a no sex day. Like that's going to work. Illustrated.

More definitions of a second. Illustrated. I expect there will be more definitions tomorrow. If you have a contribution, don't hesitate to let me know.

Emma's motives may have been mixed, but on such a glorious morning as this, I'm not going to complain. Illustrated.

Alina and Emma play the bunny game, which involves a carrot and not much else. Illustrated.

Mat and Laura and Emma and Megan get together at a beach house. Illustrated.

Alina gives Nils a haircut. And more. Illustrated.

A follow up to "Trim," Alina shows Emma how to do her hair, then Nils shows Alina how to paint, then... Illustrated.

Emma sits bare-bottomed on a bench. Lucky bench! Illustrated.

Emma and her guy are hoping to become missionaries. Can you help them out? Illustrated.

Emma and Mat celebrate some new acquisitions in the best way possible. Illustrated.

Emma has her picture taken, among other things. Illustrated.

Emma and Mat find there's is only one clothes hanger at their vacation cottage. How will they ever survive with just one clothes hanger? Illustrated.

In order to life her spirits, Emma makes Megan a cup of special tea. Illustrated. Note: The illustrations are probably necessary if you are to appreciate the special flavors of this story.

Despite (or because of) Emma being 8 months pregnant, she is extraordinarily horny. Illustrated.

Emma tells us about the time her lover Megan took some pictures her and their friend Nils. Illustrated.

Quim is a bird of ebony with an affinity for Emma's cunt. Illustrated.

Emma is a pool shark about to take Mat for all his is worth and then some. Illustrated.

There are few things more fun or sexier than coating Emma head to toe with suntan lotion. Illustrated.

Emma masters certain aspects of chemistry. Illustrated.

The carnival brings out Emma's sexy side. Illustrated.

Emma and Mat are shopping for furniture for the breakfast nook. They find a table that is just the right height. Illustrated.

Mat can be a stickler for grammar. Sometimes it pays off. Especially when Emma has a hand in the deconstruction. Illustrated.

Shy teenagers Mat and Emma attend a classmates birthday party

The hard rain keeps Mat and Emma from going for a run, so they do the stairs instead. Emma finds ways to keep it from being boring. Illustrated.

Emma gives Mat a handjob. Illustrated.

Alina has some new boots, and Emma knows just how they should be broken in. Illustrated.

A reader expressed some dismay that the illustrated story "Pit Stop" didn't actually show everything. This story shows pretty much everything. Illustrated.

Alina may be late for the Christmas party because of a wardrobe malfunction. Illustrated.

How Nils and Alina celebrated Christmas. Illustrated.

Before allowing her daughter to wed, the Queen requires a test of her suitor's potency. Illustrated.

Anna and Emma and the Penis-Nosed Porpoise... Illustrated.

At a nice restaurant, Anna confesses to her friend Tenisha that she is practically frantic for thinking of the way Tenisha makes her feel when they have sex. Illustrated.

Nils enlists Anna's help to reproduce a sexy picture from the Internet. Illustrated.

Are a woman's heels sexy? Anna demonstrates. Illustrated.

Emma and Nils and daisies and sex. Illustrated.

Laura and Emma went shopping for clothing. All they could find was socks, but they made those do. Illustrated.

When people say the same thing at the same time they have to kiss, or at least those are the rules Emma and Megan play by. The other night at the restaurant it happened. Illustrated.

Emma and Mat convert time to sex. Illustrated.

Emma is surprised and a little embarrassed when her lover Megan brings home her lover Nils. Illustrated.

Those naughty cats! Illustrated.

Budding pianist Alina is having trouble with the climax. Maybe Emma can help. Illustrated.

Step by step. Illustrated.

A personal guide to touching Emma. Illustrated.

Emma's friend Alina is not feeling well, so Emma takes her a cup of tea. Illustrated.

On the clock with Emma... Illustrated.

Visiting Alina, Emma and Nils find she is saddened by the death of a baby bird, but they find a way to comfort her. Illustrated.

Emma and Lisa develop a sexy way of tea testing. Illustrated.

Hard to believe, isn't it? Emma has been reading about a movement called "Birds Aren't Real," and it seems to have some repercussions. Illustrated.

Have you ever wondered whether there is a correlation between the size and the sensitivity of the clitoris? Illustrated.

But it's so windy. And not really sunny. That's not going to stop the intrepid little Alina. Not going to stop Mat and Emma, either. Illustrated.

Responding to a comment that she wasn't as cute as once upon a time, Alina, with the help of Nils, examines the claim. Illustrated.

Emma makes good use of Mat's old necktie. Illustrated.

Emma helps Anna recover from an encounter with a spider. Illustrated.

Emma wants to watch her lover's cock penetrate her cunt. What right-minded guy could refuse such a request? Illustrated.

When Emma and Blue are annoyed by a rude man they take matters into their own hands. Illustrated.

Emma and her lover almost get around to sharing the Sunday paper. Illustrated.

Emma agrees to one erotic photgraph of here, but with certain restrictions. Illustrated.

Megan and Emma show the boys their tits and they show each other their love. Illustrated.

Emma and Megan pleasure Nils. Illustrated.

Emma has a sexy dream. Illustrated.

Mat supplies the brownies and Emma supplies the whipped cream. Illustrated.

Mat and Emma sign up for an erotic living statue competition. Illustrated.

Emma's stew is to die for.

Emma takes Mat to a special library where together they enjoy flower stories.

When it come to lovers, fit is important. Illustrated.

Emma helps Mat decide what items of clothing he should donate to Goodwill

Emma and her cactus have a special relationship. Illustrated.

Emma gets her friend Liz to help with a high school English project involving AI solving a real-life problem. Illustrated.

Having ducked into a tavern to avoid a rain storm, Emma finds an old jukebox irresistible. Illustrated.

Emma has a dream about a piglet. Illustrated.

Emma and Nils share a carrot. Illustrated.

Emma and Nils battle mosquitoes. Illustrated.

Anna has an owie on her inner thigh and Emma attempts to make it better. Illustrated.

A walk in the woods, a frisky fawn, a root beer blowjob... Illustrated.

In the bathroom, Emma teaches Derek a thing or two. Illustrated.

Daniel and Emma put 'The Naughty Chair' through its paces. Illustrated.

After a full day of gardening, Emma has an erotic dream. Illustrated.

Sometimes 'picketing' is a labor of love. Illustrated.

Emma and Daniel discover the aphrodisiac properties of the apple. Illustrated.

Early one morning Emma and Daniel set out to discover the perfect Kiss. Illustrated.

Sometimes when you're pregnant an orgasm is just what you need. Illustrated.

A quiet moment on a busy street leads to a revelation. Illustrated.

Instead of helping the church volunteers plant peas and parsnips and potatoes, Emma and Alina opt for the good stuff. Illustrated.

Young couple explore an abandoned railroad tunnel. Illustrated.

Emma visits Daniel in the hospital and attempts to aid in his recovery. No mushrooms were harmed in the making of this story. Illustrated.

Emma takes a selfie to prove her horniness. Illustrated

Daniel takes Emma to his boyhood swimming hole. Illustrated.

Daniel and Emma enjoy a Happy Hour that lasts a lot longer than an hour. Illustrated.

Daniel and Emma make the most of a beautiful sunset and a deserted path. Illustrated.

Daniel's stem attends Emma's flower. Illustrated.

Daniel must decide whether to get the real thing or a painting of it. Illustrated.

Emma has a long day which ends happily. Illustrated.

Oh dear! The deer are eating Emma's tulips. Illustrated.

Emma falls in love with a pair of drawers. Illustrated.

Daniel rubs Emma's feet. Illustrated.

Not even orgasm can extinquish Emma and Daniel's love. Illustrated.

A page from a day at a time calendar provides a pleasant challenge for Emma and Daniel. Illustrated.

Emma and Daniel concoct a sexy recipe for potatoes. Illustrated.

Daniel and Emma enjoy each other. Illustrated.

With Daniel's help Emma concocts a protein supplement. Illustrated.

Daniel believes he's found a special way to gauge Emma's pleasure. Illustrated.

Daniel and Emma enjoy Daniel's new flannel shirt. Illustrated.

Emma and Daniel discover home decorating is more fun when mixed with sex. Illustrated.

Emma and Daniel try on their new Christmas purchases, and Emma makes a couple of necessary adjustments. Illustrated.

Emma manages to persuade Daniel to take part in a ballet. Illustrated.

Emma makes a mean pumpkin pie. And her pussy is adorable. Here are four riffs on such, three by CoPilot and one by me. Illustrated.

Emma shows Daniel her new nightdress and demonstrates its special features. Illustrated.

Daniel welcomes Emma home with a batch of freshly baked chocolate kiss cookies and more. Illustrated.

Christmas morning. In two hours Emma and Daniel will host a bunch of kids for a Christmas celebration, but there might be a siginificant snag. Illustrated.

Somehow when Daniel shows Emma some photographs he's taken on his walk it leads to sex. Illustrated.

Daniel and Emma refurbish a delapidated shed in order to make it more hospitable for sex. Illustrated.