Greek Yogurt
by Mat Twassel
Copyright© 2021 by Mat Twassel
Flash Sex Story: Greek yogurt looks a lot like cum. Potentially there are other comparisons to be made. Illustrated.
Caution: This Flash Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Consensual Heterosexual Fiction Illustrated .
Emma wasn’t in bed when I woke up. I heard some noises from downstairs and then Emma’s plaintive “Oh fuck!” and I hurried down to see what was the matter. I found Emma in the kitchen wearing only her flimsy nightshirt. She was on her hands and knees sponging something from the floor.
“What’s that?” I asked.
“Oh,” she said, startled to see me. “Just some spillage.”
“Spillage,” I repeated, still half asleep.
“Yeah, I got hungry and made myself a bowl of Greek yogurt, but some of it got away.”
“Oh,” I said.
She looked up at me, then grinned. “What did you think it was? Cum?”
I didn’t know what to say to that. The large puddle of white stuff on the floor did sort of resemble cum.
“Yeah,” Emma said. “It was that cute new neighbor of ours, Mr. What’s-his-name.”
“What’s-his-name?”
“Yeah, um, Mr. Cockincuntalopigus, or something like that.”
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