Emma wakes to find the bed empty. But the lights in the bathroom are on. She tiptoes in. Derek is standing over the toilet. What a lovely ass he has. Ah, men with their assets!

“You okay?” she asks.

“Yeah, just have to pee.”

Emma steps to the side so she can see.

Yeah, his cock is lovely too.

“I can’t with you watching,” he says.

“Because you’re so shy?” she says, a smile to her voice. “Your cock wasn’t shy earlier tonight. Want me to show you how?”

Without waiting for an answer, Emma lowers the toilet seat and sits. She reaches out. Her fingertips fondle Derek’s scrotum. “Is this where your cum comes from?” she teases. The cock lurches upward.

Emma bends forward. She takes the helmet into her mouth. She tastes her own flavors. She sucks him to full erection. She looks up at him, his cock still in her mouth. Her eyes ask: What comes next? Her eyes say: I’m going to piss now. I’m going to piss while I suck you.

Her hand circles Derek’s cock. She strokes rapidly while sucking. Her other hand finds her clit. A few fast flicks is all it takes. She’s coming and pissing and Derek is coming in her mouth.

Done peeing, done coming, she swallows Derek’s cum. She takes a deep breath. He has a cat that swallowed the canary expression. “See, I’m not shy at all,” he says.

“Oh yeah?” Emma gives him a sly smile. “Let’s see you pee on my clit now.”

“I can’t,” Derek says. “After coming it takes a while.”

Emma frowns. Scowls. Smiles. Grinning, she says, “Men.”