In order to avoid sunburn before the next beach run, Mat decided to slather Emma head to toe with suntan lotion. “That tickles,” Emma said, when Mat applied oil to her armpits.

“Don’t squirm,” he rebuked her. He hoisted her hands above her head and told her to pretend she was handcuffed. Then he continued oiling her.

“You seem to be spending a lot of time on my breasts,” Emma remarked.

“Just being extra thorough,” Mat replied.

Perhaps Mat was a little too thorough. He ran out of oil before managing to finish her nose.

“Now what are we to do?” Emma asked.

“Luckily, I know where there’s a good supply of extra special oil,” Mat said. “Ooh, so warm and slippery,” he said as his fingers gathered the special oil. He dabbed some on Emma’s nose. “And tasty, too, I happen to know,” he added, allowing Emma a little lick.

“But what about you?” Emma asked. “Shouldn’t you be oiled?”

“I have a tough hide,” Mat claimed.

“Yeah,” Emma agreed, “but there’s one extra special part of you that I think needs a good and thorough coating of my extra special oil.”