Anna and Emma were sitting around the living room one evening in their nighties, Anna perched on the ottoman going over some charts for work, and Emma on the sofa with her laptop. Emma chuckled.

“What is it?” Anna asked.

“A letter from Mat,” Emma said.

“Oh? What’s up with him?”

“The usual. He wants to know how I masturbate.”

Now it was Anna’s turn to chuckle. “What did you tell him?”

“I haven’t answered yet. He also says he thinks my elbow is sexy. He says it’s a woman’s most underappreciated sexual part, except for the heel.”