Tired of living alone after my wife passed, I decided to join a retirement community for active adults. I was very surprised to learn what all went on after 9 o'clock in the evening.
Had this on another board which is closing soon. A woman stressed out by circumstance is prescribed a new medication, but she soon finds it has some wild side effects!
I was just reading the latest chapter of my mate, Old Man with a Pen, I commented to him on his fart joke then remarked whether he'd like to hear one which I knew for a fact, he'd never heard before. So he says, why don't you make it into a story? Why not? Only because I hadn't thought of it of course. This is totally true and factual, without even a hint of sex so if you don't like that description, piss off! Where he found the tag for flatulence, God only knows but it fits right here.
Did you ever wonder what the Vietnamese nail techs were talking about while they worked on your nails? Donald Hall didn't have to wonder. He spoke the language.
A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story When Jack trades his last coin for magic beans, he doesn’t expect a stalk thick as sin—or a giantess with curves of epic proportions and no patience for foreplay. At the top waits Elara, harp-playing, skirt-lifting royalty with a taste for tiny men and big fun. Jack thought he was climbing for treasure, but he’s about to get far more than gold. Filthy, funny, and absolutely not for children, this is a fairytale with a very happy ending.