Humor Stories

A Halloween 2023 Contest Entry
Death, they say, acquits us of all obligations, but when a death-oath is given, it's to be taken seriously. There's only so much you can do to spit in the eyes of Karma before it comes to collect it's due. Life is a 'wandering to find home'… but for some people, after death the obligations can become even heavier still.

A story in the A Tale about Love Universe
James is at a loss on what to do with his life - a stupid HQ senior executive has destroyed his dream, and to add insult to injury is a rude and foolish Texan. What to do? He starts consulting (which ends up frustrating), Eileen gets what she wanted - he’ll work with her in her company. There are complications, but she takes his recommendation and goes to war. He survives an important golf game with the last stroke on the last hole. Jenny joins them and it seems that all is coming together.

While on the run from the Friends of Humanity, Kitty Pryde is snatched up by one of their younger members. Desperate to get away, she makes a deal. She fucks him and he lets her go after. Simple, right?

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
When Jack trades his last coin for magic beans, he doesn’t expect a stalk thick as sin—or a giantess with curves of epic proportions and no patience for foreplay. At the top waits Elara, harp-playing, skirt-lifting royalty with a taste for tiny men and big fun. Jack thought he was climbing for treasure, but he’s about to get far more than gold. Filthy, funny, and absolutely not for children, this is a fairytale with a very happy ending.

In the glimmering world of billionaires and island paradises, Elysia is torn between a past love that haunts her and the dark allure of Rafael, a powerful man who craves more than just control. Their escape to a remote paradise reveals the passionate, unrelenting tension simmering beneath the surface, where desire and power intertwine. Will Elysia escape the velvet prison of her own desires, or will Rafael's dominance claim more than just her body?

Another story that wrote itself. I was trying to tell the whole story in dialogue. I think I managed something. Yes, it's supposed to be at least a bit silly.
Quote from the story: "...but I just can't seem to lose my virginity. I'm wondering if you can help"

A Mel Story
When Mel slides into a booth with two strangers and a wicked grin, she’s not just ordering a drink—she’s setting the night on fire. What starts with flirtation over bourbon ends in a tangle of limbs, tongues, and heat that won’t quit. No narration, no apologies—just three voices, one unforgettable night, and enough sin to make a preacher sweat. Trouble at Table 3 is filthy, fast, and hot.