Humor Stories

Whelp, this was an unfortunate twist of fate. To have to turn around and ask for help from a man I left broken years ago was not my ideal Wednesday night plans but, unfortunately, I've run out of better options. Broken myself, and bleeding, I need to get away from the men chasing me because these assholes are shooting to kill. I am Katerina and, beware men, I am coming in like a hurricane. Be prepared or get swept away.

Penis slides into vagina... it's the basic human sex act, and the one that makes babies. What goes on in there? Penis and vagina talk to each other! Here are a sampling of the conversations.

She's no fool

Redneck Paul recounts his first forays into exhibitionism with his new girlfriend Jolene. All is going fine until an encounter with a law officer gets out of hand.

Nineteen year old Gigi Vander learns that selling pictures of her feet and socks can get awkward when customers do extreme things with the products they bought.

A Halloween 2023 Contest Entry
Death, they say, acquits us of all obligations, but when a death-oath is given, it's to be taken seriously. There's only so much you can do to spit in the eyes of Karma before it comes to collect it's due. Life is a 'wandering to find home'… but for some people, after death the obligations can become even heavier still.

A story in the A Tale about Love Universe
James is at a loss on what to do with his life - a stupid HQ senior executive has destroyed his dream, and to add insult to injury is a rude and foolish Texan. What to do? He starts consulting (which ends up frustrating), Eileen gets what she wanted - he’ll work with her in her company. There are complications, but she takes his recommendation and goes to war. He survives an important golf game with the last stroke on the last hole. Jenny joins them and it seems that all is coming together.

While on the run from the Friends of Humanity, Kitty Pryde is snatched up by one of their younger members. Desperate to get away, she makes a deal. She fucks him and he lets her go after. Simple, right?