Humor Stories

Repairman fixes broken women. One particular client gives him more than he bargained for. This story was nominated for a "Silver Clit" award in February, 2004.

There's a way to get past any woman's defenses and get her eager and panting to hop into bed with you. A shy professor discovered it by accident and it sure livened up his social life. But maybe it has some dangerous side-effects...
This story won a (cash prize) Honorable Mention in a writing contest in 2003.

The further adventures of the worlds dumbest ballbarian hero

A young girl with many changes to come. A business man keeping secrets. Will she find what she is looking for? Will he tell the truth?

When Santa's out on the town, Mrs. Claus finds herself with free time on her hands - and a few Christmas wishes of her own.

Rich is a psychedelic color changing, mind reading, overly sarcastic, sexually frustrated talking cat that has predicted the end of the world. The future of humanity is dependent on the sacrifice of one man. Will the tradeoff be worth it?