Naughty Nursery Rhymes — a collection from
Lubrican
Stories based on nursery rhymes we heard when we were little. These are no G rated little moral lessons, though. This is Jack and Jill, and many others like we dream of them when we hit puberty.
We've all heard the tale, but here's the rest of the story, wherein we find out WHY Jack and Jill went up that hill to fetch that pail of water. And what happened up there anyway, to cause them to come tumbling down? Was it the water that made Jill's belly swell ... or Jack?
A humerous look at the way we wish Dick and Jane stories would have been written when we were kids. Written in the style of Dick and Jane, we get to see them in their teenage years, when hormones flow. This is satire, not stroke.
Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, and this represented a problem for the girl. Where the sheep were ... Horatio, the big ram was too ... and she needed Horatio's ... attentions.
Loosely. VERY loosely. based on the nursery rhyme, this is the modernized story of Angelique, and her children, and how they came to live in a shoe. and what happened afterwards.
Thanksgiving is a uniquely North American holiday. The Great White North prepares the way in October, and then in November, here in America we take over and celebrate it a little differently. Come along now and let's learn how Dick and Jane have fun at Thanksgiving.
In this edition of the Randy Readers about our friends Dick and Jane, we get to see them go on an airplane! And they visit a foreign country! With different customs and traditions! Like, did you know you can protect a girl from gorillas by breeding her? I didn't either! Come along for the ride, boys and girls, and we'll have fun!
Dick and Jane have gotten all grown up. Now it's time for them to leave the nest and go to college. But College is hard! Come along and see, so you can decide if college is right for you.
