Humor Stories

A man with a plan.

In Santa's factory there's not a lot for the elves to do. They run three shifts a day, but there are plenty of elves for that. Elves get three weeks vacation every year. Since most of the world is populated by humans, however, and everyone knows how humans treat those that are different from themselves, most of the elves stay home for their vacations. What do you suppose they DO with all that free time? Well, why do you think the elf population has kept pace with the growth of the toy factory?

Aidan is a parents dream child, that is until his little sister discovers a secret about him. Now she will tell unless he becomes her sex toy. But soon the game turns into true love.

Well, little boys and girls, its snowing out, so what time is it?! "IT'S AUDI DUTY TIME!" A man pulls a woman out of a wrecked Audi in the great blizzard of 93. Here is how it happens.

Adorable but hard work - our children, I mean. Often annoying, but sometimes they ride up on a white horse to save the situation.

A funny sci-fi hentai. The diary of the tentacle monster who came to Earth due to a transdimensional flux accident.

A story in the Song of Solomon Universe
A tale of a man entering middle age, when he discovers that the daughter of an old girlfriend is involved in a special Bible group at school. And the delights when he tried to find out what it is all about.

This is a short and hopefully humorous story about a has-been sports writer known as The Professor. Seems the professor can eat pussy better than anyone known to women, but why? The challenge to prove himself comes from the upity Life Styles editor, Lisa Pearson who is in for a real shock! / (Reviews)