Humor Stories

After Plain Jane's widowed grandmother's funeral, the last task she was asked to do by her mother was to help clear the last of Gran's effects from her near-empty house before the new owners moved in. It was quite late at night, but she went with Mum to Gran's old house, where she had so many childhood memories, for the last sad time.

Aidan is a parents dream child, that is until his little sister discovers a secret about him. Now she will tell unless he becomes her sex toy. But soon the game turns into true love.

A Fembot Story
Part of the Women As Sex Toys universe
He wins a fembot in a radio station call-in contest...

He knew his wife was cheating but he didn't think that she would go to this level. His best solution was an alibi fish.

Broken Hearts
How things unfold for a wronged man the woman who wronged him.

There were many Geeks and Freaks at Graham Memorial High School. This is the story of some of them. At school they were looked on as worms but the worm CAN turn.

This is a silly Halloween story of some aliens coming to earth to gather treats and play the connection game.This Halloween contest story was not supposed to be posted yet but was a better edited replacement for the contest story. The hall monitor or moderator didn't read my note and posted it early and not with the other contest entries. Anyway, enjoy the story, Sci-Fi is different for me.

As a small boy, John has five limbs. Peter the penis is the smallest and most useless, the butt of jokes, the target of derision from the other limbs. But the day comes when he is the most important appendage of all, and he gets to share hot talk with vaginas as he plunges in and out.

An accident with a particle accelerator sends Mary - a beautiful post doc - into an alien dimension. This dimension differs from ours in many ways, but the most important? It has a fuck based ecology. Can Mary get home - or is she...screwed?

Random recollections of a recent trip to Vietnam