Vladimir Sackov is back, in his one and only story, The Private Dick. A private detective that was helping husbands get cheap divorces turns the tables on one of the biggest assholes of his career.
Billy Artemis, 16 years old, was time-jumped from 2015 to 2297. He wound up in a government orphanage with a female roommate who proceeded to teach him all he needed to know about sex. That double bed in their room really came in handy. Billy was a computer genius and had no trouble hacking into the local computers. Join him and his harem as they become filthy rich and a force in society before Billy is 25.
Billie is a housekeeper at a hotel. One day she finds that she has time on her hands plus an old vacuum with some very phallic features. What's a girl to do? What's a girl to do when the room's occupants return?
Aidan is a parents dream child, that is until his little sister discovers a secret about him. Now she will tell unless he becomes her sex toy. But soon the game turns into true love.
As a small boy, John has five limbs. Peter the penis is the smallest and most useless, the butt of jokes, the target of derision from the other limbs. But the day comes when he is the most important appendage of all, and he gets to share hot talk with vaginas as he plunges in and out.
An accident with a particle accelerator sends Mary - a beautiful post doc - into an alien dimension. This dimension differs from ours in many ways, but the most important? It has a fuck based ecology. Can Mary get home - or is she...screwed?