Humor Stories

When Dad misses an appointment, his son is there to carry on without him. Inspired by Wounded Wolf and with thanks to Tex Avery's "Swing Shift Cinderella".

A young Carolina farmer tends his family's produce stand when an unusual event takes place. The author actually witnessed this as it happened.

For most people the majority of their existences are humdrum and eminently forgettable. However, there are some days when exceptional things happen to us and these are the days that we remember for the rest of our lives. This is a story about such a time. British English, places and idiom are used throughout. Please note that some codes have been omitted in order to aid narrative development and so hopefully the readers' overall appreciation.

A collection of festive poems for the Christmas season

Rosie, a young footballer, loves scoring goals, has a crush on the school's star player and spends her evenings pissing on herself. What if those worlds collide?

Penis slides into vagina... it's the basic human sex act, and the one that makes babies. What goes on in there? Penis and vagina talk to each other! Here are a sampling of the conversations.

Redneck Paul recounts his first forays into exhibitionism with his new girlfriend Jolene. All is going fine until an encounter with a law officer gets out of hand.

Nineteen year old Gigi Vander learns that selling pictures of her feet and socks can get awkward when customers do extreme things with the products they bought.