Humor Stories

If you’ve ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, “This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing,” then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn’t just a parody. It’s a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn’t need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale. But buried beneath the suntan oil and the barely-there bikinis, there’s something deeper—a w

Eric's young teenage neighbor, Rhiannon, is in trouble and needs his assistance with a rather delicate situation. How far will he go to help the poor girl out?

A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story (9)
In this episode, Mr. Marcus is stranded with his hosts’ daughter at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. I’ll make the obvious pun at the end.

The follow on piece to A Treatise on Masturbation, which was restricted, for the most part, to the male engagement in that activity. Now some advice for the ladies is provided so that they, too, may dive into the warm pool that is the ultimate in satisfaction.

Couple continue to scheme to turn the tables on so-called Infidelity Services. As often happens to the best laid plans, this fiasco goes south. (This is a sequel to "It's Only Love")

With apologies to both Miyazaki and the Native Americans.

A short story about caddying and driving a golf cart for Michael Jordan / (Reviews)

One evening, a little high from the THC dummies, our hero, Sam, discovers that he is living with an alien, and that the earth has been long overrun by creatures from distant galaxies! There is a character from Brooklyn in this story, and I have used phonetic spellings to imitate his English. Based on the speech of a now dearly departed friend. But if you are offended by this, then pass on reading it. You must not have enough of a sense of humor anyway! LOL