Another story that wrote itself. I was trying to tell the whole story in dialogue. I think I managed something. Yes, it's supposed to be at least a bit silly.
Quote from the story: "...but I just can't seem to lose my virginity. I'm wondering if you can help"
While on the run from the Friends of Humanity, Kitty Pryde is snatched up by one of their younger members. Desperate to get away, she makes a deal. She fucks him and he lets her go after. Simple, right?
You need to sell a planet and you need to exterminate the horrible beings on that planet to do so, however, they have created two exquisite things. What do you do?
Nineteen year old Gigi Vander learns that selling pictures of her feet and socks can get awkward when customers do extreme things with the products they bought.
Redneck Paul recounts his first forays into exhibitionism with his new girlfriend Jolene. All is going fine until an encounter with a law officer gets out of hand.