Carl is a divorced man, who is spending the night before Halloween alone because his daughter decided to go to a party instead. But when shopping he sees a rabbit costume, so decides to crash the party and check up on her. This is an extended version of my earlier story "Harvey". Most of the story is the same, but the ending is different. In short, it is no longer a "Dark Tale" in the same way as I gave it a happier ending.
The follow on piece to A Treatise on Masturbation, which was restricted, for the most part, to the male engagement in that activity. Now some advice for the ladies is provided so that they, too, may dive into the warm pool that is the ultimate in satisfaction.
Couple continue to scheme to turn the tables on so-called Infidelity Services. As often happens to the best laid plans, this fiasco goes south. (This is a sequel to "It's Only Love")
A Viagra Nation Story (1) It's Codi's first time in a Semen Booth, and she's excited about her new job. Besides earning a good wage, Codi considers this her patriotic duty. After all, ever since the day terrorists confused Valium with Viagra and introduced the sexual stimulant into the nation's food and water supplies, the male population has been in a constant state of arousal. Semen Girls like Codi are an essential part of national security, and Jessica, her trainer, is about to teach her how to tug out a load!
A few readers of my first contribution, "The Child Molestress", took note of my partially South African background and asked for tales from that far-removed country. With this series of unconnected short stories I try to comply and hope you enjoy.
Dear Stepfamily Magazine: This letter is in response to your call for nominations in your April issue. I would like to nominate my husband, Dick, to be named your magazine's Stepfather of the Year. / (Reviews)