Humor Stories

As a small boy, John has five limbs. Peter the penis is the smallest and most useless, the butt of jokes, the target of derision from the other limbs. But the day comes when he is the most important appendage of all, and he gets to share hot talk with vaginas as he plunges in and out.

An accident with a particle accelerator sends Mary - a beautiful post doc - into an alien dimension. This dimension differs from ours in many ways, but the most important? It has a fuck based ecology. Can Mary get home - or is she...screwed?

Both the Boy and Girl Scouts have them. / (Reviews)

This is a flash story (540 words) that is kinda pornish. I don't know how to describe it otherwise.

After establishing that my wife was cheating, I set up a bit of 'sting' operation. I even involved her lover's wife. Thus, When my wife and her lover stepped out of that hotel elevator, they had no idea what was in store for them. Things unfolded perfectly from my point of view.

There were many Geeks and Freaks at Graham Memorial High School. This is the story of some of them. At school they were looked on as worms but the worm CAN turn.

This is a silly Halloween story of some aliens coming to earth to gather treats and play the connection game.This Halloween contest story was not supposed to be posted yet but was a better edited replacement for the contest story. The hall monitor or moderator didn't read my note and posted it early and not with the other contest entries. Anyway, enjoy the story, Sci-Fi is different for me.

As much as the Federation might like us to believe otherwise, the crew of a starship are more or less human, and are prone to the same foibles and sexual urges as the rest of us.

Well, little boys and girls, its snowing out, so what time is it?! "IT'S AUDI DUTY TIME!" A man pulls a woman out of a wrecked Audi in the great blizzard of 93. Here is how it happens.