It's Christmas Eve and Kris Kringle's son Fritz goes out with an old copy of The List to find out if the formerly naughty little girls have grown up to be naughtier big girls.
Returning from Texas to his California home, Steve's bad ankle and crutch make for an uncomfortable flight. Lisa sees his issue and offers him the roomy 1st class seat next to her. Her extra seat was for her husband, who cheated and isn't coming with her. Airborne, they're talking and Lisa decides to go home with Steve after landing. Flight attendant Chris figures them out; she's invited to join them for a post-flight threesome.
Vladimir Sackov is back, in his one and only story, The Private Dick. A private detective that was helping husbands get cheap divorces turns the tables on one of the biggest assholes of his career.
Billie is a housekeeper at a hotel. One day she finds that she has time on her hands plus an old vacuum with some very phallic features. What's a girl to do? What's a girl to do when the room's occupants return?
After establishing that my wife was cheating, I set up a bit of 'sting' operation. I even involved her lover's wife. Thus, When my wife and her lover stepped out of that hotel elevator, they had no idea what was in store for them. Things unfolded perfectly from my point of view.