Humor Stories

A man with a plan.

In Santa's factory there's not a lot for the elves to do. They run three shifts a day, but there are plenty of elves for that. Elves get three weeks vacation every year. Since most of the world is populated by humans, however, and everyone knows how humans treat those that are different from themselves, most of the elves stay home for their vacations. What do you suppose they DO with all that free time? Well, why do you think the elf population has kept pace with the growth of the toy factory?

The continuing adventures of Art and Rose. Just a Boy Warlock and his Succubus making their way in the world.

Random recollections of a recent trip to Vietnam

A story in the Song of Solomon Universe
A tale of a man entering middle age, when he discovers that the daughter of an old girlfriend is involved in a special Bible group at school. And the delights when he tried to find out what it is all about.

While the coach maybe good at tennis, he needs a coach in another matter / (Reviews)

"Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?" "No ma'am. It's the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe El Capitan." All aboard!

Someone asked me how I became CaptainPig. This is the answer.