Humor Stories

He knew his wife was cheating but he didn't think that she would go to this level. His best solution was an alibi fish.

There were many Geeks and Freaks at Graham Memorial High School. This is the story of some of them. At school they were looked on as worms but the worm CAN turn.

As a small boy, John has five limbs. Peter the penis is the smallest and most useless, the butt of jokes, the target of derision from the other limbs. But the day comes when he is the most important appendage of all, and he gets to share hot talk with vaginas as he plunges in and out.

This is a flash story (540 words) that is kinda pornish. I don't know how to describe it otherwise.

A man with a plan.

In Santa's factory there's not a lot for the elves to do. They run three shifts a day, but there are plenty of elves for that. Elves get three weeks vacation every year. Since most of the world is populated by humans, however, and everyone knows how humans treat those that are different from themselves, most of the elves stay home for their vacations. What do you suppose they DO with all that free time? Well, why do you think the elf population has kept pace with the growth of the toy factory?

Well, little boys and girls, its snowing out, so what time is it?! "IT'S AUDI DUTY TIME!" A man pulls a woman out of a wrecked Audi in the great blizzard of 93. Here is how it happens.

This is a silly Halloween story of some aliens coming to earth to gather treats and play the connection game.This Halloween contest story was not supposed to be posted yet but was a better edited replacement for the contest story. The hall monitor or moderator didn't read my note and posted it early and not with the other contest entries. Anyway, enjoy the story, Sci-Fi is different for me.