Humor Stories

Recently discovered Roman Government report, Translated by smilodon for your further education into the ways of the ancient world.

Young lady 'flashes' a young man and then takes advantage of him.

This never would have happened if Amber had taken the Burger King job! The teenager goes to work in a proctologist's office, as a test subject. What does all this have to do with sperm? Plenty! "And what happens if I do this...?" seems to be the extent of Dr. Fuller's methodology, as she tests Amber's snug ass with an amusing variety of exploratory tools (including her wiggling index finger). But Amber is one sharp tack! It doesn't take her long to figure out what's really going on.

A Viagra Nation Story
It's Codi's first time in a Semen Booth, and she's excited about her new job. Besides earning a good wage, Codi considers this her patriotic duty. After all, ever since the day terrorists confused Valium with Viagra and introduced the sexual stimulant into the nation's food and water supplies, the male population has been in a constant state of arousal. Semen Girls like Codi are an essential part of national security, and Jessica, her trainer, is about to teach her how to tug out a load!

A few readers of my first contribution, "The Child Molestress", took note of my partially South African background and asked for tales from that far-removed country. With this series of unconnected short stories I try to comply and hope you enjoy.