One evening, a little high from the THC dummies, our hero, Sam, discovers that he is living with an alien, and that the earth has been long overrun by creatures from distant galaxies! There is a character from Brooklyn in this story, and I have used phonetic spellings to imitate his English. Based on the speech of a now dearly departed friend. But if you are offended by this, then pass on reading it. You must not have enough of a sense of humor anyway! LOL
You need to sell a planet and you need to exterminate the horrible beings on that planet to do so, however, they have created two exquisite things. What do you do?
The follow on piece to A Treatise on Masturbation, which was restricted, for the most part, to the male engagement in that activity. Now some advice for the ladies is provided so that they, too, may dive into the warm pool that is the ultimate in satisfaction.
Dear Stepfamily Magazine: This letter is in response to your call for nominations in your April issue. I would like to nominate my husband, Dick, to be named your magazine's Stepfather of the Year. / (Reviews)
Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
Loretta van der Koekhuis is a publisher of adult fiction in The Netherlands. Her life is turned upside down when she meets the characters from a book she is sent by an English author. Who'd guess such a fantastic tale could be true?
What's with the big brown box? And why does it have it out for Maggie? She is totally clueless why a cardboard box would torment her like this. Unless, of course, the box likes her... (Note: No underage sex occurs in this story.)
A Viagra Nation Story It's Codi's first time in a Semen Booth, and she's excited about her new job. Besides earning a good wage, Codi considers this her patriotic duty. After all, ever since the day terrorists confused Valium with Viagra and introduced the sexual stimulant into the nation's food and water supplies, the male population has been in a constant state of arousal. Semen Girls like Codi are an essential part of national security, and Jessica, her trainer, is about to teach her how to tug out a load!