Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fantasy Tags: High Fantasy, Humor, Science Fiction, DoOver, Aliens, War, Politics Downloads: 5135 Votes: 266 | Score: 6.52 Size: 6KB | 1,074 words |
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Twins Jason and Julie are stuck at conservative, religious, same-sex boarding schools. They are so horny that they devise a plan to secretly switch places to satisfy their desires. A good time is had by all, but with both student bodies having only rumor to guide them instead of accurate sex education, there are complications.
One evening, a little high from the THC dummies, our hero, Sam, discovers that he is living with an alien, and that the earth has been long overrun by creatures from distant galaxies! There is a character from Brooklyn in this story, and I have used phonetic spellings to imitate his English. Based on the speech of a now dearly departed friend. But if you are offended by this, then pass on reading it. You must not have enough of a sense of humor anyway! LOL
You need to sell a planet and you need to exterminate the horrible beings on that planet to do so, however, they have created two exquisite things. What do you do?
The follow on piece to A Treatise on Masturbation, which was restricted, for the most part, to the male engagement in that activity. Now some advice for the ladies is provided so that they, too, may dive into the warm pool that is the ultimate in satisfaction.
Dear Stepfamily Magazine: This letter is in response to your call for nominations in your April issue. I would like to nominate my husband, Dick, to be named your magazine's Stepfather of the Year. / (Reviews)