Humor Stories

An Uncle Dave Story
This was written for October 31, 2017. It was not finished in time for the Halloween Contest, and probably wouldn't have qualified for it in any case. Students of history will get the reference.

A Depressed hard working young man who just broke up with the love of his life is being set up by friends on a Blind Date. Things seem to be boring at first, loss of words insecurity and memories of is old high school love still lingering on but then the restaurant waitress decides to help fate a bit and things develop rapidly. Love develops, romance and lots of 'wet' moments. Discovering international foods, culture and sex.

While reading Richard Bachman, I suddenly had a lightbulb moment...

After the office Christmas party, career-girl Patience wakes alone in her flat, her bed soiled and defiled, her "Secret Santa" lover for the one night stand gone, leaving only regrets for her easy submission and embarrassment in anticipation of the gossip implications to come. She sits and writes out her New Years Resolutions before going into work to face the music.

A short story about caddying and driving a golf cart for Michael Jordan / (Reviews)

A Star Trek Fan-fiction Story
Human-Orion lesbian interaction inspired by the 2009 film.

EXTREME! Not for the faint at heart! A man, his life sabotaged by his wife and stepdaughter, snaps. The revenge he seeks is off the charts with some of the most unique methods of psychologically-induced sexual terror ever conceived. Sprinkled with dark humor, it's a multi-day reign of unparalleled erotic terror. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Alice, the bookmobile, and every-which-way adds up to the true meaning of public service.

A Subway Story
Jammed into a Japanese subway car, an American businessman encounters a willing young woman. One thing leads into another, but before the final moment he is prematurely ejaculated from the train. Warning: Starts slow and gets slower before it picks up speed.

A Silver Surfer Story
It's all the rage for aging actresses to go naked on stage in London these days. When an all-nude version of the Vagina Monologues seeks a star, Joan Collins steps up. Her rather demanding approach flabbergasts the director, who nonetheless rises to the occasion. Then his secretary steps in.