Humor Stories

Mr. Marcus is summoned to attend the funeral of one of his former high school classmates. On a palatial farm in Nebraska, he meets the widow and her sister. Oh yes, and a cousin who is a flight attendant. Need I say more?

When a suitcase full of cocaine goes missing, a Mafia hitwoman gets more than her hands dirty as she unravels the mystery and settles old scores. The hard part will be turning her innocent fiancé into the perfect house-husband. -- NOTE: There really are some mildly unsavory activities in this story, so please exercise caution. Use the codes.

He meets up with an old fling for dinner, but the food doesn't make it onto the plate.

An x-rated Santa reads his letters and prepares for a trip.

Another silly story about a teenage boy having fantasies fulfilled that he did not know he had.

Michael is left home for the weekend. He has plans, which immediately go awry. Haunting him is an apparition he's not quite sure is a girl, and the idiotic things he can't stop doing to himself while high on weed. The apparition, just who is she exactly, and what does she want?

Dan and Lisa, a seemingly happy and conservative couple, both confess their adulterous secrets at last to each other and agree to open their marriage up at last. What will happen to them next?

An Uncle Dave Story (1)
This was written for October 31, 2017. It was not finished in time for the Halloween Contest, and probably wouldn't have qualified for it in any case. Students of history will get the reference.

Did you ever wish for a Fairy Godmother? Be careful what you wish for.

Nobody ever tells the whole truth before a one-night stand, right? But what if the fate of humanity is at stake?