Humor Stories

Rupert loved pro wrestling, Desie's tits and sex. What he did not like was the damned green space dude that accidentally abducted him, Dessie and her sister. Rupert also hated that the green dude had his sex organs in his mouth and loved to kiss the girls.

When a sister finds herself hypnotically entranced by a picture of some rectangles, and her brother's masturbation causes her to lose them forever, she knows that she has to get her revenge...by seducing him.

A The Lawgiver Story
Part of the Haven Tails universe
Sequel to Halloween Birthday: Trick or Treat. In this follow-up tale, Mark has a growing number of lovers, including a now pregnant Ninve and a naughty Mormon girl named Nydia who loves to literally knock boots with him. He enjoys dominating both women and a few others, and also brings in the new year with a bang.

Jack and Jill see a fertility specialist because they have been married for some time and have no children. She discovers that neither of them has any idea how it is done. She has to explain everything, and both are horrified and disgusted by the idea.

A wife tells her husband she wants to experience a lover, or two. He turns the tables on her with a Ponzi Pussy Scheme.

15 year old Scott wakes up in hospital after an accident. He is surprised to discover that his nurse is a famous actress from Twilight. Further surprises are in store for Scott which make his stay in hospital very memorable indeed. He learns a lot about life and love. Just a little sex.

One evening, a little high from the THC dummies, our hero, Sam, discovers that he is living with an alien, and that the earth has been long overrun by creatures from distant galaxies! There is a character from Brooklyn in this story, and I have used phonetic spellings to imitate his English. Based on the speech of a now dearly departed friend. But if you are offended by this, then pass on reading it. You must not have enough of a sense of humor anyway! LOL

Two young brides flee a polygamous cult when the patriarch can't father more children. They don't know what it is the old man can't do, so Frank shows them. Later he bluffs his way in to take the old man's place, and ultimately sets everyone free.

A reporter sees an opportunity.