Humor Stories

What happens when your little sister is a slut. And gets chained to the house. This is a little different for me. Be kind! I wrote it for the parenthetic opening/closing sentence. The hot stuff just sort of happened.

A Piece of My Mind # (1)
When twenty-two year old Rachel hunts down her brother-in-law one Saturday morning to give him a scolding "piece of her mind," things don't quite go as planned.

My daughter Hannah needs her fur-burger de-furred, and I am conscripted to trim the foliage, and things get out of hand and into Hannah.

A restaurant is forced to adapt to 'revealing' conditions.

A Tales from an Ex-Brat Story (5)
The training at RAF Halton was not anything like that of the SAS,or the Para's,nor the Royal Marines;we were training to be responsible engineers not mean lean killers. Even so Halton attempted to forge a similar esprit de corps, professionalism, and raison d'être in the apprentices who passed through the establishment as was held in those elite units. For good or bad the methods employed sixty years ago have now gone with the wind.

A young Jewish woman is taking a naked predawn swim in her hi rise's pool when she's discovered by horny Rabbi Cohen, one of her elderly neighbors. Oy vey!

Truish?
A little ditty that got longer as time goes by. It's mostly true.