Humor Stories

Hank Walker is just your average 17 year old student, but he decides to ride his motorcycle to Key West for Spring Break. Unfortunately, he runs afoul of the the Florida Highway Patrol. The next thing he knows, he's literally the only man in the world, and it's his duty to restock the world with the Y chromosome. Can he do it? Well, he's willing to fuck every woman in the world, but there are certain technical difficulties in the way. Here's a possible solution. / (Reviews)

FLASHED! is a collection of "Flash" stories. Flash stories are very short, and yet complete, stories - typically less than 1000 words, and often less than 500. Most of the stories in FLASHED! are around the 300 word mark. Each "chapter" of this piece represents a separate flash story

Mr. Marcus, fresh from his portrayal of Dr. Fleischmann in Dr. Crumholtz's office, recalls the first time he got to "play doctor." I hope that the mental review doesn't distract him while he's driving home. He might rear-end somebody. The episode in question harkens back to daughter Annie's high school senior year, at the fateful volleyball game when Mr. Marcus gave Lore a big hug (that eventually led to "One For Good Luck"). Whose ball is it, anyway?

When a suitcase full of cocaine goes missing, a Mafia hitwoman gets more than her hands dirty as she unravels the mystery and settles old scores. The hard part will be turning her innocent fiancé into the perfect house-husband. -- NOTE: There really are some mildly unsavory activities in this story, so please exercise caution. Use the codes.

He meets up with an old fling for dinner, but the food doesn't make it onto the plate.

Patrick invents a watch that not only makes women do whatever he wants, it makes them think that they wanted to in the first place.

Nobody ever tells the whole truth before a one-night stand, right? But what if the fate of humanity is at stake?

Did you ever wish for a Fairy Godmother? Be careful what you wish for.

An x-rated Santa reads his letters and prepares for a trip.