Humor Stories

A young man discovers the Office Manageress's secret.

FLASHED! is a collection of "Flash" stories. Flash stories are very short, and yet complete, stories - typically less than 1000 words, and often less than 500. Most of the stories in FLASHED! are around the 300 word mark. Each "chapter" of this piece represents a separate flash story

Mr. Marcus, fresh from his portrayal of Dr. Fleischmann in Dr. Crumholtz's office, recalls the first time he got to "play doctor." I hope that the mental review doesn't distract him while he's driving home. He might rear-end somebody. The episode in question harkens back to daughter Annie's high school senior year, at the fateful volleyball game when Mr. Marcus gave Lore a big hug (that eventually led to "One For Good Luck"). Whose ball is it, anyway?

When a suitcase full of cocaine goes missing, a Mafia hitwoman gets more than her hands dirty as she unravels the mystery and settles old scores. The hard part will be turning her innocent fiancé into the perfect house-husband. -- NOTE: There really are some mildly unsavory activities in this story, so please exercise caution. Use the codes.

He meets up with an old fling for dinner, but the food doesn't make it onto the plate.

Patrick invents a watch that not only makes women do whatever he wants, it makes them think that they wanted to in the first place.

Nobody ever tells the whole truth before a one-night stand, right? But what if the fate of humanity is at stake?

Did you ever wish for a Fairy Godmother? Be careful what you wish for.

Likable louts, Tony and Pruett love playing pranks while drinking their beer. One night they get the idea to paint Girls Gone Wild on a Van. Of course, first they need a van. But they proove to be resourceful in more ways than one, and their adventure is launched with a few mishaps and lots of sex.