The first in an occasional series of silly stories featuring Jonty and the Prof. Our heroes travels back in time to Ancient Greece where all is not as it should be...
How an outlaw biker fared in the bewildering world of coerced confession, sadistic cops, gay prisoners in jail who suck and fuck for cigarettes. It is also about the love affair between Elmo Thudpucker and Leoni, a lady cop who got fucked in the mouth while she was on stakeout. (Elmo apologized.) This story is not for Maptists, Mormons or others who have real strange sex lives.
What happens when your little sister is a slut. And gets chained to the house. This is a little different for me. Be kind! I wrote it for the parenthetic opening/closing sentence. The hot stuff just sort of happened.
It should be so familiar that it worries you... Extra points if you can tell me why. :-) Another classic story butchered in a way that only I can. :-) "He smiled, and pumped. I quivered. He bent his head down and quickly licked one of my nipples. I jumped, and when he managed to catch the other one on the next stroke I was committed to coming again."
Christmas-2016
This story is a very light weight, whimsical farcical erotic romp through Xmas folklore. No disrespect intended to Santa or his elves. No reindeer were harmed in the making of this story
a Paul & Paula 21 story
Remember "Arranging Substitutes"? How did that work out? -- I'm numbering them so that they will be listed in chronological order. Every now and then I might stick something in that happened before something else.
After catching my wife Amanda in bed at a party with her boss Gosford Tanner 5 years ago, we have lived apart. Mandy was my childhood sweetheart, the mother of my three children and Since then I've found it difficult (read impossible) to get my life together without them, because I still love and hate her. It's all Gosford Bloody Tanner's fault!