Mrs Jones is a respectable married lady in a small town where folk can always be relied upon to help a lad whose reaching puberty. Enjoy this very comic and perfectly formed tale folks.
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A repairman who loves to fix things for young single mothers and makes sure that they can pay for his services even when they don't quite have enough money.
No one knew why or how he came to America. There were rumors that he’d been in the KGB, that he’d escaped from a Russian jail, that he was in a circus, that he was once a journeyman cage fighter, and that as a child Ivan wrestled bear cubs, like Khabib Nurmagomedov. (Although Kentucky Karl said how everyone in Russia “fucking wrestles bears and shit.”)
A down-on-his-luck salesman gets a fortune cookie that changes everything. (Caution! there is a scene with gay male oral sex in this story. Don't say you weren't warned.)
What if...J. Edgar Hoover had decided that kinky sexual antics lead to other serious crimes, and he developed a scheme to secretly ferret out those who enjoyed such antics? A secret arm of the Patent Department, a time-stop device, and a truly everlasting love also figure in this whimsical, amusing tale.
This was originally going to be just a silly blog post, but it grew, and grew, and mutated... And then it needed artwork. Following the grand tradition of comic books featuring sexy women, there must be a “Swimsuit Spectacular” issue. In this story, Tricia, Annie, Sandy, and Snow put on bikinis, hang about a pool, and show off their acting skills and other valuable assets in this tribute to SpacerX's “Six Times a Day”.