Humor Stories

It should be so familiar that it worries you... Extra points if you can tell me why. :-) Another classic story butchered in a way that only I can. :-) "He smiled, and pumped. I quivered. He bent his head down and quickly licked one of my nipples. I jumped, and when he managed to catch the other one on the next stroke I was committed to coming again."

It helps if you have read A Tall Tale from the Badger. An alternative European history by an old soldier with insults to lots of people. Best not read by those with thin skins

Christmas-2016
This story is a very light weight, whimsical farcical erotic romp through Xmas folklore. No disrespect intended to Santa or his elves. No reindeer were harmed in the making of this story

a Paul & Paula 21 story
Remember "Arranging Substitutes"? How did that work out? -- I'm numbering them so that they will be listed in chronological order. Every now and then I might stick something in that happened before something else.

After catching my wife Amanda in bed at a party with her boss Gosford Tanner 5 years ago, we have lived apart. Mandy was my childhood sweetheart, the mother of my three children and Since then I've found it difficult (read impossible) to get my life together without them, because I still love and hate her. It's all Gosford Bloody Tanner's fault!

A modern-day emperor passes through a mysterious portal and into a parallel world, where he encounters a feisty female police detective. Together they battle to stop a rogue prince hellbent on uniting both worlds and ruling them but in so doing resort in time stopping forever on both worlds. The journey to saving the world and becoming queen will flow in blood.