Humor Stories

Fifteen years too late, Mr. Marcus gets tickets to a children's TV show. Annie is off at college and Harriett has a business trip conflict, so Mr. Marcus goes alone. But he doesn't cum alone.

How a couple find each other

Patrick invents a watch that not only makes women do whatever he wants, it makes them think that they wanted to in the first place.

A Dear Stepdaddy Story
Stepdaddy's amusing and erotic advice column compiled for 2013 -- PLUS all-new, never-posted before material! Five different confused girls seek Stepdaddy's wisdom, and unsurprisingly, he rises to each occasion.

A Tales from an Ex-Brat Story
The training at RAF Halton was not anything like that of the SAS,or the Para's,nor the Royal Marines;we were training to be responsible engineers not mean lean killers. Even so Halton attempted to forge a similar esprit de corps, professionalism, and raison d'être in the apprentices who passed through the establishment as was held in those elite units. For good or bad the methods employed sixty years ago have now gone with the wind.

A Christmas Story
Some Christmas presents don't come in boxes, covered with pretty paper and bows. Sometimes the best presents are something altogether different and unexpected. (A sweet, short Christmas drabble.)

Schoolgirl Abbie longs after Brianna, and has for years. A crisis develops between the 16-year-olds, threatening to destroy their friendship, banning Brianna from Abbie's life forever. Abbie can't let that happen, even at the cost of her self-worth. One night is all she has to put things right.

Husband's happy life hits some speed bumps when large chested lady friend accuses him of improper behavior at a party.

OK, this little bit of silliness is completed. Let's see if I can get cracking on Paul & Paula 21. I actually wrote this before I came up with the kids, and it's the first time I used the names Paul and Paula for a couple. However, it is not THAT Paul and Paula. There's no sex in this story, though it's obviously something Julie does.

Decide for yourself after you read the story! IF you do, that is; it's likely to offend more than a few! I classified it as 'true', because there's more than a little truth in it! I'll leave you to figure out which part isn't!