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1371 The Russian Snake Charmer by Kim Cancer

No one knew why or how he came to America. There were rumors that he’d been in the KGB, that he’d escaped from a Russian jail, that he was in a circus, that he was once a journeyman cage fighter, and that as a child Ivan wrestled bear cubs, like Khabib Nurmagomedov. (Although Kentucky Karl said how everyone in Russia “fucking wrestles bears and shit.”)
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Fiction, Humor
Downloads: 678 | Votes: 38 | Score: 6.40
Size: 8KB | 1,472 words | Posted:

1372 The Naughty Step by TonySpencer

It's that time of year when little stories of horror abound. This one a bedtime story that is far too short and sweet for the Hallowe'en Contest, but hopefully this little piece of nonsense could be a little appetiser to complement the main dish of Goulish, Cold Cuts and Fangcakes. Are you lying down on plumped pillows and your comforter pulled up to your chin? Then I'll begin...
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Horror
Tags: Ma/Fa, Heterosexual, Fairy Tale, Horror, Humor, Cheating
Downloads: 1546 | Votes: 91 | Score: 6.39
Size: 7KB | 1,283 words | Posted:

1373 Peeping Tom Gets It on! by Kim Cancer

Chronicles of a voyeur's crusade for his sister's hot Catholic cunt!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Incest
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Incest, Brother, Sister, First, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Voyeurism
Downloads: 3727 | Votes: 84 | Score: 6.39
Size: 51KB | 9,860 words | Posted:

1374 Robin Yellow Breast by TonySpencer

A children's story, part of a collection called "Back Yard Yarns". Robbie is a fledging and his body is changing. He is already bigger than his nest mates, and his boring brown breast was dull compared to the bright yellow of his Blue Tit siblings, but now, his breast was embarrassingly turning bright red. He tried his best to disguise his breast by dusting it with daisy pollen, but that on,y made him sneeze....
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: Teenagers, Romantic, Fiction, Humor
Downloads: 735 | Votes: 41 | Score: 6.39
Size: 5KB | 1,039 words | Posted:

1375 Anna, a Perfect Match by TMFU

What is there left to dream about for spoiled, world famous starlets like Anna Kournikova? A visit to an LA Lakers play-off game opens her eyes for her secret forbidden desires: there are boys out there who are bigger, stronger and darker than her current Latino Cassanova-wannabe Enrique Iglesias. As usual, Anna eventually gets what she wants... and perhaps even more?
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Coercion, Heterosexual, Celebrity, Humor, Rough, Interracial, Anal Sex, Size
Downloads: 2807 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 101KB | 18,311 words | Posted: Concluded:

1376 The Palo Alto Method by exalphageek

Miracles of modern technology. And you thought that hypnosis was only about quitting smoking or losing weight. Additional codes for the bewildered: iPod, IRC, craigslist, MP3.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Mind Control
Tags: Consensual, Romantic, Mind Control, Hypnosis, Humor, Masturbation, Slow
Downloads: 2391 | Votes: 37 | Score: 6.39
Size: 11KB | 1,989 words | Posted:

1377 Paging Doctor Marcus - Second Episode by Harvey Marcus

Every man has the fantasy of being a doctor and getting to examine a young woman. To have her think of him as an authority figure, someone whose orders are to be obeyed. Harvey harbors just such a fantasy. This is the second such episode, after Annie has started college, her friends have scattered across the country, and his built-in linkage to young woman in the community has fizzled. In other words, it's time for circumstances to work in Harvey's favor, and fulfill this latent fantasy.
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Sex Contents: Stroke Story | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/ft, NonConsensual, Reluctant, Humor, First, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Downloads: 3947 | Votes: 93 | Score: 6.39
Size: 18KB | 3,537 words | Posted:

1378 Love Ain't Nothin' but Trouble by Severusmax

When one member of a cover band loses his wife to another woman, it triggers a chain reaction that over the course of one day turns the band into a sort of group marriage, with the option to expand by adding someone's mother.
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Mult, Consensual, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Humor, Workplace, Cheating, Slut Wife, Wife Watching, Incest, Mother, Son, Brother, Sister, BDSM, MaleDom, Light Bond, Rough, Gang Bang, Group Sex, Harem, Orgy, Polygamy/Polyamory, Swinging, Interracial, Black Male, Black Female, White Male, White Female, White Couple, Anal Sex, Analingus, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Exhibitionism, Oral Sex, Pregnancy, Squirting, Voyeurism, Public Sex, Nudism, Revenge
Downloads: 16256 | Votes: 131 | Score: 6.39
Size: 80KB | 15,327 words | Posted: Concluded:

1379 The Last Trump by Jack Green

A Tales from an Ex-Brat Story (1)
This short tale recounts my foray into the music scene, which likewise was short. It is a true story and only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Per ardua ad astra.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: True Story
Tags: True Story, Humor, Military
Downloads: 3088 | Votes: 170 | Score: 6.39
Size: 6KB | 1,150 words | Posted:

1380 Love's Labour Lost by Jack Green

A Tales from an Ex-Brat Story (4)
Another blast from the past. Names have been changed to protect the guilty, and the embarrassed. This tale warns of the perils of overindulging in the good things of life, which may lead to under indulgence in other pleasurable activities. Moreover, although you should not look a gift horse in the mouth one should always be wary of leaping before looking.
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: True Story
Tags: Ma/ft, Consensual, Heterosexual, True Story, Humor, Military
Downloads: 2580 | Votes: 86 | Score: 6.39
Size: 21KB | 4,030 words | Posted:
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