It should be so familiar that it worries you... Extra points if you can tell me why. :-) Another classic story butchered in a way that only I can. :-) "He smiled, and pumped. I quivered. He bent his head down and quickly licked one of my nipples. I jumped, and when he managed to catch the other one on the next stroke I was committed to coming again."
It helps if you have read A Tall Tale from the Badger. An alternative European history by an old soldier with insults to lots of people. Best not read by those with thin skins
My daughter's friend seemed to read my forbidden desires and had fun seeing me so excited as she coaxed me into doing all those naughty things with her.
Christmas-2016
This story is a very light weight, whimsical farcical erotic romp through Xmas folklore. No disrespect intended to Santa or his elves. No reindeer were harmed in the making of this story
After catching my wife Amanda in bed at a party with her boss Gosford Tanner 5 years ago, we have lived apart. Mandy was my childhood sweetheart, the mother of my three children and Since then I've found it difficult (read impossible) to get my life together without them, because I still love and hate her. It's all Gosford Bloody Tanner's fault!
Another old story refound, this one tells the story of an evil time traveller from the future who commits acts of debauchery with the cast of Friends. This was the author's second work.