Decide for yourself after you read the story! IF you do, that is; it's likely to offend more than a few! I classified it as 'true', because there's more than a little truth in it! I'll leave you to figure out which part isn't!
This is a story about a day in a hermit's life and his unpredictable demise. He is a simpleton with a penchant for regressing in his narration, yet there is wisdom in his simple rantings.
My daughter's friend seemed to read my forbidden desires and had fun seeing me so excited as she coaxed me into doing all those naughty things with her.
A young Jewish woman is taking a naked predawn swim in her hi rise's pool when she's discovered by horny Rabbi Cohen, one of her elderly neighbors. Oy vey!
What happens when your little sister is a slut. And gets chained to the house. This is a little different for me. Be kind! I wrote it for the parenthetic opening/closing sentence. The hot stuff just sort of happened.