Humor Stories

Mrs Jones is a respectable married lady in a small town where folk can always be relied upon to help a lad whose reaching puberty. Enjoy this very comic and perfectly formed tale folks.

A repairman who loves to fix things for young single mothers and makes sure that they can pay for his services even when they don't quite have enough money.

No one knew why or how he came to America. There were rumors that he’d been in the KGB, that he’d escaped from a Russian jail, that he was in a circus, that he was once a journeyman cage fighter, and that as a child Ivan wrestled bear cubs, like Khabib Nurmagomedov. (Although Kentucky Karl said how everyone in Russia “fucking wrestles bears and shit.”)

A down-on-his-luck salesman gets a fortune cookie that changes everything. (Caution! there is a scene with gay male oral sex in this story. Don't say you weren't warned.)

It's that time of year when little stories of horror abound. This one a bedtime story that is far too short and sweet for the Hallowe'en Contest, but hopefully this little piece of nonsense could be a little appetiser to complement the main dish of Goulish, Cold Cuts and Fangcakes. Are you lying down on plumped pillows and your comforter pulled up to your chin? Then I'll begin...

Chronicles of a voyeur's crusade for his sister's hot Catholic cunt!

A children's story, part of a collection called "Back Yard Yarns". Robbie is a fledging and his body is changing. He is already bigger than his nest mates, and his boring brown breast was dull compared to the bright yellow of his Blue Tit siblings, but now, his breast was embarrassingly turning bright red. He tried his best to disguise his breast by dusting it with daisy pollen, but that on,y made him sneeze....

A Conversations Story
Another difficult conversation, although in this case, what turns out to be a different conversation between six people, and which turns out to be pretty one-sided in the end.