Humor Stories

EXTREME! Not for the faint at heart! A man, his life sabotaged by his wife and stepdaughter, snaps. The revenge he seeks is off the charts with some of the most unique methods of psychologically-induced sexual terror ever conceived. Sprinkled with dark humor, it's a multi-day reign of unparalleled erotic terror. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

While reading Richard Bachman, I suddenly had a lightbulb moment...

I had been to Sweden and the other Nordic countries before and according to me, the only places you can come to a complete stop and clear the overly tired and not so anymore perfectly working brain. I went totally unprepared on the plane, just some necessities as some clothes and a toothbrush and shaving kit and that was about it. I do not speak the language, but I can get by and most people, if not all, speak a good word of English. Some wet Holiday this turned out to be....

A Tales from an Ex-Brat Story (8)
I didn't learn to drive until leaving the RAF. I was in the TA(Territorial Army) when I learned but don't think I was driving tanks or APCs or Landrovrers. The TA paid for my lessons with a civvy driving school and I learned in a bog standard Austin 1100. This true story recounts the first and last time i drove a truck, although I did become a Yellow Van Man

Magical Girl Azure is a veteran Magical Girl from Japan, expert in fighting the forces of evil. The Crimson Spirit is her new partner, a sexy All-American girl who just started her time as a super heroine right after entering college. But their newest villain isn't cut from the same cloth as the others. Driven by lust, he'll pursue them with temptation to try to corrupt their bodies and minds! Erotic Mind Control Hentai Action Comedy antics incoming!

An Uncle Dave Story (1)
This was written for October 31, 2017. It was not finished in time for the Halloween Contest, and probably wouldn't have qualified for it in any case. Students of history will get the reference.

A Christmas Story
Some Christmas presents don't come in boxes, covered with pretty paper and bows. Sometimes the best presents are something altogether different and unexpected. (A sweet, short Christmas drabble.)

A Tales from an Ex-Brat Story (5)
The training at RAF Halton was not anything like that of the SAS,or the Para's,nor the Royal Marines;we were training to be responsible engineers not mean lean killers. Even so Halton attempted to forge a similar esprit de corps, professionalism, and raison d'être in the apprentices who passed through the establishment as was held in those elite units. For good or bad the methods employed sixty years ago have now gone with the wind.

Young man finds a cougar, but he may be invited to go shark fishing, but what if both are hungry?

The beloved characters from the classic children's books take an unusual vacation, making new friends and having eye-opening adventures. Each chapter is followed by a vocabulary section, to help readers retain the new words they learn.