Humor Stories

Husband's happy life hits some speed bumps when large chested lady friend accuses him of improper behavior at a party.

OK, this little bit of silliness is completed. Let's see if I can get cracking on Paul & Paula 21. I actually wrote this before I came up with the kids, and it's the first time I used the names Paul and Paula for a couple. However, it is not THAT Paul and Paula. There's no sex in this story, though it's obviously something Julie does.

Decide for yourself after you read the story! IF you do, that is; it's likely to offend more than a few! I classified it as 'true', because there's more than a little truth in it! I'll leave you to figure out which part isn't!

A down-on-his-luck salesman gets a fortune cookie that changes everything. (Caution! there is a scene with gay male oral sex in this story. Don't say you weren't warned.)

After the office Christmas party, career-girl Patience wakes alone in her flat, her bed soiled and defiled, her "Secret Santa" lover for the one night stand gone, leaving only regrets for her easy submission and embarrassment in anticipation of the gossip implications to come. She sits and writes out her New Years Resolutions before going into work to face the music.

Love, creatures, and photons—can the best minds in the world untangle this mashup? The corporate facility known as VEIL wants to be the first to achieve maximum quantum entanglement. This revolutionary project could produce computers rivaling the human brain. But during a full-scale test, something goes wrong, creating a portal that entangles our world with another dimension. This portal lets fantastical creatures escape the wrath of their loveless ruler drawn to love in ours.

A man discovers, almost too late, that his wife was not unfaithful in Vegas.

Another old story refound, this one tells the story of an evil time traveller from the future who commits acts of debauchery with the cast of Friends. This was the author's second work.

The stories you are about to read are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.