What happens when your little sister is a slut. And gets chained to the house. This is a little different for me. Be kind! I wrote it for the parenthetic opening/closing sentence. The hot stuff just sort of happened.
How an outlaw biker fared in the bewildering world of coerced confession, sadistic cops, gay prisoners in jail who suck and fuck for cigarettes. It is also about the love affair between Elmo Thudpucker and Leoni, a lady cop who got fucked in the mouth while she was on stakeout. (Elmo apologized.) This story is not for Maptists, Mormons or others who have real strange sex lives.
A young Jewish woman is taking a naked predawn swim in her hi rise's pool when she's discovered by horny Rabbi Cohen, one of her elderly neighbors. Oy vey!
This is a story about a day in a hermit's life and his unpredictable demise. He is a simpleton with a penchant for regressing in his narration, yet there is wisdom in his simple rantings.
The first in an occasional series of silly stories featuring Jonty and the Prof. Our heroes travels back in time to Ancient Greece where all is not as it should be...