There's a way to get past any woman's defenses and get her eager and panting to hop into bed with you. A shy professor discovered it by accident and it sure livened up his social life. But maybe it has some dangerous side-effects... This story won a (cash prize) Honorable Mention in a writing contest in 2003.
A Naughty Nursery Rhyme We've all heard the tale, but here's the rest of the story, wherein we find out WHY Jack and Jill went up that hill to fetch that pail of water. And what happened up there anyway, to cause them to come tumbling down? Was it the water that made Jill's belly swell ... or Jack?
A Naughty Nursery Rhyme A humerous look at the way we wish Dick and Jane stories would have been written when we were kids. Written in the style of Dick and Jane, we get to see them in their teenage years, when hormones flow. This is satire, not stroke.
Michael is left home for the weekend. He has plans, which immediately go awry. Haunting him is an apparition he's not quite sure is a girl, and the idiotic things he can't stop doing to himself while high on weed. The apparition, just who is she exactly, and what does she want?
Dan and Lisa, a seemingly happy and conservative couple, both confess their adulterous secrets at last to each other and agree to open their marriage up at last. What will happen to them next?
a Paul & Paula 21 story
Remember "Arranging Substitutes"? How did that work out? -- I'm numbering them so that they will be listed in chronological order. Every now and then I might stick something in that happened before something else.
Includes Cover Illustration. Two, forty-something– well seasoned birds– have opposing views on how to juice-up their sex lives: Raunchy underwear?...Toys?...Anal?...Swapping? Mmm...