Humor Stories

A Personalia story
Part of the Personalia universe
An infestation can be of many kinds. Tiny animals inside a spacecraft can be awkward, especially for an intelligent spaceship.

A Personalia story
Part of the Personalia universe
An accountant thinks he is on to a good thing, helping himself to clients' money. He did not plan for the Personalia.

This is a very short story about a boy who has a constant erection, he's born with it, and is in constant danger of rape. This is how he copes with the situation.

An Uncle Dave Story
This was written for October 31, 2017. It was not finished in time for the Halloween Contest, and probably wouldn't have qualified for it in any case. Students of history will get the reference.

A Depressed hard working young man who just broke up with the love of his life is being set up by friends on a Blind Date. Things seem to be boring at first, loss of words insecurity and memories of is old high school love still lingering on but then the restaurant waitress decides to help fate a bit and things develop rapidly. Love develops, romance and lots of 'wet' moments. Discovering international foods, culture and sex.

While reading Richard Bachman, I suddenly had a lightbulb moment...

After the office Christmas party, career-girl Patience wakes alone in her flat, her bed soiled and defiled, her "Secret Santa" lover for the one night stand gone, leaving only regrets for her easy submission and embarrassment in anticipation of the gossip implications to come. She sits and writes out her New Years Resolutions before going into work to face the music.

A short story about caddying and driving a golf cart for Michael Jordan / (Reviews)

A Star Trek Fan-fiction Story
Human-Orion lesbian interaction inspired by the 2009 film.

Alice, the bookmobile, and every-which-way adds up to the true meaning of public service.