Jack and Jill see a fertility specialist because they have been married for some time and have no children. She discovers that neither of them has any idea how it is done. She has to explain everything, and both are horrified and disgusted by the idea.
15 year old Scott wakes up in hospital after an accident. He is surprised to discover that his nurse is a famous actress from Twilight. Further surprises are in store for Scott which make his stay in hospital very memorable indeed. He learns a lot about life and love. Just a little sex.
This story is a stand-alone, but with the option of sequels. It is a response to the Fan Fiction Man story challenge known as the Truth or Dare Story Challenge. It involves a supper party that turns very wild once the "truth or dare" game takes hold.
I remember my mother telling me that Grandma Coit (no NOT Coitus!) had once said that the Bible was the dirtiest book she had ever read. At the time, when I was in high school, I took that to mean that my maternal grandmother had been conservative in her choice of literature. But later, as I studied the Good Book professionally, I came to realize my Grandma must have known her Bible well!
A Personalia story Part of the Personalia universe
An infestation can be of many kinds. Tiny animals inside a spacecraft can be awkward, especially for an intelligent spaceship.
A Personalia story Part of the Personalia universe
An accountant thinks he is on to a good thing, helping himself to clients' money. He did not plan for the Personalia.
This is a very short story about a boy who has a constant erection, he's born with it, and is in constant danger of rape. This is how he copes with the situation.
An Uncle Dave Story This was written for October 31, 2017. It was not finished in time for the Halloween Contest, and probably wouldn't have qualified for it in any case. Students of history will get the reference.