Humor Stories

A Piece of My Mind # (3)
Rachel's adventures in self-delusion reach even more outlandish and erotic extremes. Read along as she justifies a variety of slutty adventures under the guise of feminism and sophistication. In addition to the codes provided, pregnancy and bestiality are hinted at, but not realized on stage.

A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story (1)
After a long dry spell, Mr. Marcus gets juicy with one of his daughter Annie's friends. This is the first in a series of "Birthday" stories.

The tale of The Ugly Duckling becomes strangely relevant to an English Lit teacher

While reading Richard Bachman, I suddenly had a lightbulb moment...

After the office Christmas party, career-girl Patience wakes alone in her flat, her bed soiled and defiled, her "Secret Santa" lover for the one night stand gone, leaving only regrets for her easy submission and embarrassment in anticipation of the gossip implications to come. She sits and writes out her New Years Resolutions before going into work to face the music.

A Star Trek Fan-fiction Story
Human-Orion lesbian interaction inspired by the 2009 film.

Alice, the bookmobile, and every-which-way adds up to the true meaning of public service.

A Subway Story (4)
Jammed into a Japanese subway car, an American businessman encounters a willing young woman. One thing leads into another, but before the final moment he is prematurely ejaculated from the train. Warning: Starts slow and gets slower before it picks up speed.

A Silver Surfer Story (5)
It's all the rage for aging actresses to go naked on stage in London these days. When an all-nude version of the Vagina Monologues seeks a star, Joan Collins steps up. Her rather demanding approach flabbergasts the director, who nonetheless rises to the occasion. Then his secretary steps in.