theGreatxIam: Stories

An Anniversary Waltz Story (1)
Steve Oldham and his fiancee, Paula, have a pact: No sex during their engagement. But as the wedding day approaches, The Pact weighs heavier and heavier. Never fear, reader: One of them breaks the pact. Big time. This is the first of six stories to come in the Anniversary Waltz series.

An Anniversary Waltz Story (2)
On their second wedding anniversary, Paula and Steve grapple with a decision that will affect the rest of their lives. Also, one of them has lots of sex.

An Anniversary Waltz Story (3)
Alternative title: Lights Out Paula and Steve get away to a tropical island for their tenth anniversary. They didn't count on a hurricane.

An Anniversary Waltz Story (4)
Married for fourteen years, Steve is tested by temptation. Meanwhile, Paula finds unexpected advantages to being a soccer mom.

An Anniversary Waltz Story (5)
Sad news take Paula away from home. She finds a unique way to get a discount funeral. But Steve's left home not quite alone, a situation that will prove to be the ultimate test of their marriage.

An Anniversary Waltz Story (6)
Conclusion to the Anniversary Waltz saga. With Paula recuperating, it's time for the gander to meet some saucy geese.

Sister Juliet is the nice nun all former Catholic school kids remember, the one who tried to protect you from the ones who wielded their rulers like swords. So when she finds a boy trapped in her room at the convent late one night, naturally she doesn't turn him in. Naturally, she tries to make him feel at ease. Naturally, things just keep going from there. (Celeste's No. 3 story for all of 1997!) / (Reviews)

Reality TV goes to the next level in a house that allows no secrets. A man and a woman on display for the world to see fight and fuck their way to the final episode. (An entry in the ASSD FishTank anniversary celebration.)

WARNING: Enter at your own risk. This is either not a story or it's hundreds, nay, thousands of stories. The Incest-o-matic is a do-it-yourself project, allowing you to construct two standard characters and select from every incest plot ever used on the Internet. In other words, it's a joke, son. Or daughter, as the gender may be. No sex. Not a bit. Well, unless you count 15 uses of the word "fuck."

A Silver Surfer Story (1)
First of a series about men who lust after vintage actresses and other gracefully aging celebrities. A man finds that he is well prepared for his chance encounter with Sophia Loren, the Italian actress he considers the most beautiful woman in the world.