First of a series about men who lust after vintage actresses and other gracefully aging celebrities. A man finds that he is well prepared for his chance encounter with Sophia Loren, the Italian actress he considers the most beautiful woman in the world.
Another in a series about men who are attracted to aging celebrity women. In this one, Kathie Lee Gifford, a washed-up morning talk-show hostess, comes unglued on an airplane, and the male flight attendant has just what she needs to cheer her up.
Raquel Welch, a stunningly well-preserved sex symbol, is booked with her husband for a long weekend getaway in northern California. When her husband quickly tires of peace and quiet, he leaves. Raquel and the innkeeper soon find that two's company.
The driver knows Detroit's mean streets, and he navigates them in a long limo whenever celebrities coming to the Motor City need a real big wheel. One night, Tina Turner, wrapping up her singing career with a farewell tour, gets into his car. And before the night is over, they're both riding in style.
It's all the rage for aging actresses to go naked on stage in London these days. When an all-nude version of the Vagina Monologues seeks a star, Joan Collins steps up. Her rather demanding approach flabbergasts the director, who nonetheless rises to the occasion. Then his secretary steps in.
He wasn't around for the first appearance of "The Brady Bunch," but thanks to Nick at Nite he found the woman of his dreams: Florence Henderson. And thanks to a Nick contest that put him on a free cruise, he turned his dream into reality.
The doctor to the stars gets a call to heal an ailing songbird. This is no little canary; the throat-impaired one is Dolly Parton. With down-home good cheer, she requests a complete physical.
