The Incest-o-matic (TM) or How (blank) Fucked (blank)
by theGreatxIam
Copyright© 2002 by theGreatxIam
Fiction Story: WARNING: Enter at your own risk. This is either not a story or it's hundreds, nay, thousands of stories. The Incest-o-matic is a do-it-yourself project, allowing you to construct two standard characters and select from every incest plot ever used on the Internet. In other words, it's a joke, son. Or daughter, as the gender may be. No sex. Not a bit. Well, unless you count 15 uses of the word "fuck."
Tags: Humor
NOTE: I hereby grant permission for all archiving and other uses of this work, public or private, free or paid, in any format whether existing now or to be invented in the future, so long as a copy of this note and credit to "theGreatxIam" is given and no alteration is made to the body of the work. Copyright 2002, theGreatxIam
The appetite for incest stories far outstrips the capacity of a.s.s.m. authors. As a public service, this do-it-yourself Incest-o-matic (TM) may be used by writers attempting to meet the demand or readers too impatient to wait.
For best results with the Incest-o-matic (TM), first flip a coin -- heads is a man, tails is... OK, stop giggling... tails is a woman. If it lands on the edge, use your imagination.
Then randomly pick five numbers, each between one and 15 inclusive, applying each number in succession as you go through the categories.
Names, details and batteries not included. Use of the Incest-o-matic (TM) is void where prohibited by law and in Alabama, where it's redundant.
STEP ONE: Select a gender for Character A.
Male
Female
Other
STEP TWO: Select a description for Character A.
Widowed
Divorced
Unhappily married
Horny but frustrated
Surprisingly young to have a teen-aged child, having married shortly entering puberty
Caring but distant
Long-lost
Well-preserved
Chunky but not fat, and that's meant in the nicest possible way
Horny but frustrated
Recently dumped
Dateless for five years, but still stunningly good-looking
Sexy but repressed
Alcoholic
Horny but frustrated
STEP THREE: Select Character B.
Child
Stepchild
Sibling
Step-sibling
Twin
Step-twin
Sister-in-law
Brother-in-law
Mother-in-law
Father-in-law
Niece
Nephew
Cousin
Grandchild
Great-great-great-grandchild encountered via time travel
STEP FOUR: Select description for Character B.
Thin, boyish
Well-muscled, athletic, 6-foot-tall
Inexperienced but sexually predatory
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