Reviewed:
The best thing about this sex story is that it is much more story than sex, but it's still a great sex story. The narrator is an 8th-grader in a Catholic school of the 60's. His hormones have begun to emerge, and he is interested in shedding his image of class geek. He resorts to pulling a prank on the nuns. He and his friend pull a commando raid into the convent, and it goes awry. His friend is caught, and the narrator finds himself in the cell of a naked nun. And a very beautiful naked nun at that. She becomes his ally and tries to help him escape, but this effort is thwarted by the pastor's two lean Dobermans.
Returning to the safety of the nun's room, the boy recognizes in the naked nun some basic elements of anatomy that he has seen only in Playboy magazine. In short, he has now seen as much of Sister Juliet as he has ever seen of any woman, even on paper. Good Golly, Sister Molly! Alas, the poor lad has no means of egress and is essentially cloistered in close quarters with a naked and nubile nun. Well, they don't cover this sort of thing in nun school, and there is no patron saint whose job is to watch over oversexed teenagers putting the moves on nuns.
To put it succinctly, the boy becomes attracted to more than the nape of the neck of the naked and nubile nun and they fuck happily and harmoniously throughout the night. If you can set aside the rather tenuous assumption that the two nasty neophytes are on their way to eternal perdition, you will find the sex to be passionate and arousing. Except for an age difference that once was the topic of an algebra problem on the SAT (Sister Juliet was one year short of being twice as old as her young lover, who was twelve years younger than she....), this young nun is in essentially the same position as Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music." My rather non-tenuous assumption is that once a nun falls off the boat, she might as well fall way off the boat - and maybe even learn to swim.
As a former Catholic school student, I enjoyed this story immensely.
And so the Seven Dwarfs stayed overnight at a convent near a wildlife preserve. The next morning, the committee of six sent a representative to the mother superior to ask if there were any nuns who were under three feet tall. When the reply was negative, these six began chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin, Grumpy fucked a penguin!"