Kenny N Gamera: Stories

Kenny has been hurt before. Can he get over his past hurt and open up to new love?

More Perversity at Jail Bait Junior High
The cheerleading squad at Gil Thorp Junior High School need new uniforms, but they haven't been able to raise the money needed. They are forced to send their last two virgins, Shannon and Stacy, to the school board meeting in an attempt to get an appropriation.

Shopping for last minute Christmas gifts on the night before break leads Kenny into a chance meeting of the best kind.
Awarded a score of 8,10,10,10 by Crimson Dragon and an Honorable Mention for her top stories of March 2003.

In the vein of Girl Scout Nookies. Violet's brother eats all of the cookies on Christmas. Will Santa accept a substitute?

A story about a young girl, a father, a magic rice wine, and an evil man

Follow up to the story "Got Beer." It's cookie season, but to make up for low sales, the Girl Scouts are delivering more then shortbread. Of course that is more than Kenny can handle. Voted Best in the Humor Category for the 2005 Golden Clitoride Awards.

A flash style stroke story about a girl giving blowjobs in a bar.

How do you seduce a man? How do you seduce a woman? Read this and find out!

Written ages ago, I have finally gotten around to posting a story again. This was written for a story festival celebrating Neils Bohr. And gravity surveying is a thing in geology.

Like "One Morning at 214 Clitlick," this is a Monty Python inspired story. It is therefore a tad silly. This one was inspired by an actual Python sketch.