In a discussion of story ratings, Mr. Freeze wrote:
"That said, I do think there is a certain bias out there towards certain types of stories. Anything involving teenagers or incest or both tends to do really well. Throw in some science fiction and you are pretty well guaranteed a decent score. Romance does well to a point, but rarely reaches the heights of a good sci fi/incest/teen story."
That quote inspired the following short parody. Note codes.
A change of pace story, something light to take my mind off of weightier thoughts. I'm sure this story really happened to someone, but it wasn't me or anyone I knew.
How does an upper-crust English gent deal with the Cad and Bounder who is bedding his wife? If you have a dry, witty sense of humor (humour for our friends in the U.K.) about sex and sexuality, this might just be your cup of tea! Not as over-the-top as some of my stories, a lot of fun, nevertheless!
Billy Harris signs on as the scout for a cattle drive headed to Abilene on the original Chisholm Trail in 1867. Along the way, he mostly makes use of his much more popular talent with the ladies, and his men friends learn a few things, too. This is a short story with a lot of shootings, but little of it is gunpowder.
Growing Pains Flash Stories Part of the Growing Pains universe
In Chapter 17 of New Pleasures, Andy writes an erotic story about Sarah where Sarah is picked to be membership of a programme to be naked in school.
Dead people live again only when some descendant is having sexual intercourse. Ancestors can talk with each other during the act, but the living have no clue. Then Adam dies and can talk to his living descendants. There are interesting implications.
15 year old Scott wakes up in hospital after an accident. He is surprised to discover that his nurse is a famous actress from Twilight. Further surprises are in store for Scott which make his stay in hospital very memorable indeed. He learns a lot about life and love. Just a little sex.