Humor Stories

Female-perspective bisexual: A young widow wonders if she should feign reluctance when Lord Thomas and Lady Emma, both lovers of hers, invite her to picnic on the banks of the Thames during the Henley Regatta in Victorian England.

The keynote convention speech. Good time to get a cup of lukewarm coffee by the registration table.

Carl is a divorced man, who is spending the night before Halloween alone because his daughter decided to go to a party instead. But when shopping he sees a rabbit costume, so decides to crash the party and check up on her. This is an extended version of my earlier story "Harvey". Most of the story is the same, but the ending is different. In short, it is no longer a "Dark Tale" in the same way as I gave it a happier ending.

A costume period piece involving a Retire Admiral, a Prostitute and a Butler/man-servant.

When the black court clerk makes it with the beautiful blonde lawyer, he doesn't know his Asian wife is watching. She gets her revenge by cuckolding him. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 9: "It's not the wildest sex I've ever read about, but it helps to be able to visualize the characters from the sitcom, who act pretty much the way we'd expect them to, if a TV show were allowed to take this bizarre twist.") / (Reviews)

A strange morning. Never could get used to Monday's.

If you’ve ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, “This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing,” then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn’t just a parody. It’s a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn’t need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale. But buried beneath the suntan oil and the barely-there bikinis, there’s something deeper—a w