Another story that wrote itself. I was trying to tell the whole story in dialogue. I think I managed something. Yes, it's supposed to be at least a bit silly.
Quote from the story: "...but I just can't seem to lose my virginity. I'm wondering if you can help"
A Mel Story When Mel slides into a booth with two strangers and a wicked grin, she’s not just ordering a drink—she’s setting the night on fire. What starts with flirtation over bourbon ends in a tangle of limbs, tongues, and heat that won’t quit. No narration, no apologies—just three voices, one unforgettable night, and enough sin to make a preacher sweat. Trouble at Table 3 is filthy, fast, and hot.
It's Christmas Eve and Kris Kringle's son Fritz goes out with an old copy of The List to find out if the formerly naughty little girls have grown up to be naughtier big girls.
Returning from Texas to his California home, Steve's bad ankle and crutch make for an uncomfortable flight. Lisa sees his issue and offers him the roomy 1st class seat next to her. Her extra seat was for her husband, who cheated and isn't coming with her. Airborne, they're talking and Lisa decides to go home with Steve after landing. Flight attendant Chris figures them out; she's invited to join them for a post-flight threesome.
Vladimir Sackov is back, in his one and only story, The Private Dick. A private detective that was helping husbands get cheap divorces turns the tables on one of the biggest assholes of his career.
Billie is a housekeeper at a hotel. One day she finds that she has time on her hands plus an old vacuum with some very phallic features. What's a girl to do? What's a girl to do when the room's occupants return?
A Naughty Nursery Rhyme Thanksgiving is a uniquely North American holiday. The Great White North prepares the way in October, and then in November, here in America we take over and celebrate it a little differently. Come along now and let's learn how Dick and Jane have fun at Thanksgiving.