As a small boy, John has five limbs. Peter the penis is the smallest and most useless, the butt of jokes, the target of derision from the other limbs. But the day comes when he is the most important appendage of all, and he gets to share hot talk with vaginas as he plunges in and out.
An accident with a particle accelerator sends Mary - a beautiful post doc - into an alien dimension. This dimension differs from ours in many ways, but the most important? It has a fuck based ecology. Can Mary get home - or is she...screwed?
After Plain Jane's widowed grandmother's funeral, the last task she was asked to do by her mother was to help clear the last of Gran's effects from her near-empty house before the new owners moved in. It was quite late at night, but she went with Mum to Gran's old house, where she had so many childhood memories, for the last sad time.
You need to sell a planet and you need to exterminate the horrible beings on that planet to do so, however, they have created two exquisite things. What do you do?
Returning from Texas to his California home, Steve's bad ankle and crutch make for an uncomfortable flight. Lisa sees his issue and offers him the roomy 1st class seat next to her. Her extra seat was for her husband, who cheated and isn't coming with her. Airborne, they're talking and Lisa decides to go home with Steve after landing. Flight attendant Chris figures them out; she's invited to join them for a post-flight threesome.
Secret Agent, James Blonde, faces his most difficult, yet rewarding mission, when he is forced to pay a little visit to Chrystal Heights. Question: What happens when you mix Ian Fleming, J.K. Rowling, Raymond Chandler, Monty Python and Erotic Bimbo author extraordinaire, Chrystal Wynd? Answer: An absurd parody that I hope will make you all laugh and give you a warm feeling (in your men and lady parts, that is, lol). Enjoy!