Birthdays — a series by Harvey Marcus

After a long dry spell, Mr. Marcus gets juicy with one of his daughter Annie's friends. This is the first in a series of "Birthday" stories.

Mr. Marcus plays Easter Bunny and finds that treats aren't always egg-shaped or made of sugar.

What if two people shared the same birthday? Wouldn't that be special? Nope, not Mr. Marcus and someone else. Another of Annie's friends and that young woman's boyfriend.

Mr. Marcus takes Annie's friends to see fireworks. One of the girl’s birthday coincides with our country’s birthday celebration. Fireworks aren’t the only things that get hot!

Three of Mr. Marcus's daughter’s friends engage Mr. Marcus in a guessing game while his wife and daughter are out of town. Give it up for a sexual Blind Man’s Bluff.

Juliet, Bree's mother (Bree from "Valentine Birthday") needs a hand. She could also use one of Mr. Marcus's other parts. And Mr. Marcus is always in a position to help, usually horizontal.

In this Birthday tale, Mr. Marcus is recruited as entertainment for a poolside birthday party. Talk about wet and wild!

In this episode, his daughter’s friend Sally has a gift for Mr. Marcus, and it isn’t even his birthday. Watch out for those toppings!

In this episode, Mr. Marcus is stranded with his hosts’ daughter at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. I’ll make the obvious pun at the end.

In this episode, the boss pawns off his niece on Mr. Marcus, whose self control and zipper are strained to their limits. "Just sit on the copier, my dear, so I'll have something to remember you by." Nope, even more intimate than a picture to remember her by.

In this Birthday story, Mr. Marcus is solicited to help convince a Bible-toting young lady that sex is a normal part of growing up. Mr. Marcus remembers that it is better to give than receive, and is only happy to give Loretta's niece a lesson. But first, he has to play Santa. NOTE: Bible quotes are used extensively. If that idea offends, please bypass this story.