You need to sell a planet and you need to exterminate the horrible beings on that planet to do so, however, they have created two exquisite things. What do you do?
While on the run from the Friends of Humanity, Kitty Pryde is snatched up by one of their younger members. Desperate to get away, she makes a deal. She fucks him and he lets her go after. Simple, right?
A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story When Jack trades his last coin for magic beans, he doesn’t expect a stalk thick as sin—or a giantess with curves of epic proportions and no patience for foreplay. At the top waits Elara, harp-playing, skirt-lifting royalty with a taste for tiny men and big fun. Jack thought he was climbing for treasure, but he’s about to get far more than gold. Filthy, funny, and absolutely not for children, this is a fairytale with a very happy ending.
Another story that wrote itself. I was trying to tell the whole story in dialogue. I think I managed something. Yes, it's supposed to be at least a bit silly.
Quote from the story: "...but I just can't seem to lose my virginity. I'm wondering if you can help"