I was just reading the latest chapter of my mate, Old Man with a Pen, I commented to him on his fart joke then remarked whether he'd like to hear one which I knew for a fact, he'd never heard before. So he says, why don't you make it into a story? Why not? Only because I hadn't thought of it of course. This is totally true and factual, without even a hint of sex so if you don't like that description, piss off! Where he found the tag for flatulence, God only knows but it fits right here.
A story of mis-understanding? Janice (Janie) and Jack have been married for a while. He asks for her to do something different then their usual missionary evening of sex. Their son Jeff, overhears a loud argument between the two, and decides to get involved. (codes will be added as necessary)
Grandpa has been left unable to move or communicate after a stroke, and the prognosis is poor. However, an experimental medical device displays how happy he is at any given time. The family is very conservative religiously and there has been no hint of sex education. Fourteen-year-old Katy loves her grandpa deeply and finds out what really makes him happy.
The programming director of the media company owned by 'The Most Fascinating Man in the World' decides to raise ratings by selecting the 1000 most glamorous women in the world for him to choose from. Like most reality TV, nothing quite ends up the way it is supposed to. A humorous and romantic tale with no explicit sex.