Humor Stories

A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story (8)
In this episode, his daughter’s friend Sally has a gift for Mr. Marcus, and it isn’t even his birthday. Watch out for those toppings!

For most people the majority of their existences are humdrum and eminently forgettable. However, there are some days when exceptional things happen to us and these are the days that we remember for the rest of our lives. This is a story about such a time. British English, places and idiom are used throughout. Please note that some codes have been omitted in order to aid narrative development and so hopefully the readers' overall appreciation.

Sister is heartbroken when a boy calls her fat and ugly. Her loving brother helps her learn she is really beautiful and sexy.

Nerdy scientist meets office executive. Doesn't sound like a match. But you never know!

No, I'm not hurt. I'm sitting in a pool of cum and it's all your fault. On the way over here I kept thinking about how big you claim your dick is and it got me so horny that I got myself off with my fingers. You should be tickled. You know I can't ever get off with just my fingers.

A man is admitted to the hospital, wracked by pain. Can a beautiful nurse help to take his mind off it?

A high school nerd discovers a mind control drug and unleashes his revenge on the usual cast of characters.

He knew his wife was cheating but he didn't think that she would go to this level. His best solution was an alibi fish.