I was just reading the latest chapter of my mate, Old Man with a Pen, I commented to him on his fart joke then remarked whether he'd like to hear one which I knew for a fact, he'd never heard before. So he says, why don't you make it into a story? Why not? Only because I hadn't thought of it of course. This is totally true and factual, without even a hint of sex so if you don't like that description, piss off! Where he found the tag for flatulence, God only knows but it fits right here.
Every twelve year old boy needs at least one goal in his life. Jeffrey's goals started simple and just kept growing from there. From a simple feel of his mom's titty, Jeffrey was a boy whose life was to meet one goal at a time.
A story of mis-understanding? Janice (Janie) and Jack have been married for a while. He asks for her to do something different then their usual missionary evening of sex. Their son Jeff, overhears a loud argument between the two, and decides to get involved. (codes will be added as necessary)
a Paul & Paula 21 story
Something from 2017, when the kids are (almost) eleven. Paula passes a milestone on the way to becoming a woman. No, not sex; she's only ten. But it might be just as big a deal. -- I'm numbering them so that they will be listed in chronological order. Every now and then I might stick something in that happened before something else.
The programming director of the media company owned by 'The Most Fascinating Man in the World' decides to raise ratings by selecting the 1000 most glamorous women in the world for him to choose from. Like most reality TV, nothing quite ends up the way it is supposed to. A humorous and romantic tale with no explicit sex.