I was just reading the latest chapter of my mate, Old Man with a Pen, I commented to him on his fart joke then remarked whether he'd like to hear one which I knew for a fact, he'd never heard before. So he says, why don't you make it into a story? Why not? Only because I hadn't thought of it of course. This is totally true and factual, without even a hint of sex so if you don't like that description, piss off! Where he found the tag for flatulence, God only knows but it fits right here.
The programming director of the media company owned by 'The Most Fascinating Man in the World' decides to raise ratings by selecting the 1000 most glamorous women in the world for him to choose from. Like most reality TV, nothing quite ends up the way it is supposed to. A humorous and romantic tale with no explicit sex.
A story in the Hazelwood High Universe
A high school girl and budding content creator discovers a whole new kinky life shortly after getting the offer of her dreams.
A Halloween 2023 Contest Entry
Death, they say, acquits us of all obligations, but when a death-oath is given, it's to be taken seriously. There's only so much you can do to spit in the eyes of Karma before it comes to collect it's due. Life is a 'wandering to find home'… but for some people, after death the obligations can become even heavier still.
Lisa and Katie are identical twins. They are home alone in the afternoon and put that time to good use. Until they get caught by their mother, Sarah. Then they have some explaining to do, but so does she. The twins, it seems, take after mom.
A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story (8) In this episode, his daughter’s friend Sally has a gift for Mr. Marcus, and it isn’t even his birthday. Watch out for those toppings!