Humor Stories

For most people the majority of their existences are humdrum and eminently forgettable. However, there are some days when exceptional things happen to us and these are the days that we remember for the rest of our lives. This is a story about such a time. British English, places and idiom are used throughout. Please note that some codes have been omitted in order to aid narrative development and so hopefully the readers' overall appreciation.

Nerdy scientist meets office executive. Doesn't sound like a match. But you never know!

No, I'm not hurt. I'm sitting in a pool of cum and it's all your fault. On the way over here I kept thinking about how big you claim your dick is and it got me so horny that I got myself off with my fingers. You should be tickled. You know I can't ever get off with just my fingers.

Husband seeks, and achieves, revenge on his wayward spouse before learning the entire truth. Can be make things right?

Sister is heartbroken when a boy calls her fat and ugly. Her loving brother helps her learn she is really beautiful and sexy.

Karen's hypnotist roommate Simon wonders if she is in denial about being a lesbian. She does everything she can to prove him wrong.

This is a flash story (540 words) that is kinda pornish. I don't know how to describe it otherwise.

A War Stories Story
A day in the life of a Cav Trooper

This is a story I wrote about Zaxxon's Back to School series, featuring Sarah Stevens.