Humor Stories

This is a story I wrote about Zaxxon's Back to School series, featuring Sarah Stevens.

Billie is a housekeeper at a hotel. One day she finds that she has time on her hands plus an old vacuum with some very phallic features. What's a girl to do? What's a girl to do when the room's occupants return?

A high school nerd discovers a mind control drug and unleashes his revenge on the usual cast of characters.

After becoming an accidental passenger aboard an alien spaceship, Matt finds himself flirting with a beautiful Princess, talking relativity with a brilliant scientist, and falling in love with an ugly girl who isn't very ugly at all...And then he has to save the earth.

Grandpa has been left unable to move or communicate after a stroke, and the prognosis is poor. However, an experimental medical device displays how happy he is at any given time. The family is very conservative religiously and there has been no hint of sex education. Fourteen-year-old Katy loves her grandpa deeply and finds out what really makes him happy.

A Story about the Neighbors In 3-B (2)
The second segment in the Neighbors in 3-B series. Jim has his whole life turned upside down and finds that the old World War II slogan was true, loose lips can sink ships, and the unsuspecting boyfriend as well.

This is a flash story (540 words) that is kinda pornish. I don't know how to describe it otherwise.

You need to sell a planet and you need to exterminate the horrible beings on that planet to do so, however, they have created two exquisite things. What do you do?