After becoming an accidental passenger aboard an alien spaceship, Matt finds himself flirting with a beautiful Princess, talking relativity with a brilliant scientist, and falling in love with an ugly girl who isn't very ugly at all...And then he has to save the earth.
A Story in the Manatee Bay Universe
George Cunningham, a Manatee Bay High School teacher suffering from acute gymnophobia comes back from vacation and discovers that the State Educational Standards committee requires all students in the school system must attend swimming lessons to graduate and that the only pool available is within the grounds of the local naturist resort. His only options are to peel or resign.
This story follows ch. 3 & runs parallel to ch. 4 of The New Swimming Hole.