Humor Stories

A Halloween 2023 Contest Entry
Death, they say, acquits us of all obligations, but when a death-oath is given, it's to be taken seriously. There's only so much you can do to spit in the eyes of Karma before it comes to collect it's due. Life is a 'wandering to find home'… but for some people, after death the obligations can become even heavier still.

Nerdy scientist meets office executive. Doesn't sound like a match. But you never know!

A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story (8)
In this episode, his daughter’s friend Sally has a gift for Mr. Marcus, and it isn’t even his birthday. Watch out for those toppings!

No, I'm not hurt. I'm sitting in a pool of cum and it's all your fault. On the way over here I kept thinking about how big you claim your dick is and it got me so horny that I got myself off with my fingers. You should be tickled. You know I can't ever get off with just my fingers.

For most people the majority of their existences are humdrum and eminently forgettable. However, there are some days when exceptional things happen to us and these are the days that we remember for the rest of our lives. This is a story about such a time. British English, places and idiom are used throughout. Please note that some codes have been omitted in order to aid narrative development and so hopefully the readers' overall appreciation.

Every year on their anniversary, Chuck and Darla find a way to celebrate the day in the most romantic way possible: With poetry and hypnosis.

Sister is heartbroken when a boy calls her fat and ugly. Her loving brother helps her learn she is really beautiful and sexy.

Karen's hypnotist roommate Simon wonders if she is in denial about being a lesbian. She does everything she can to prove him wrong.