Humor Stories

Army Life...no really Story
A story about some of the early days of my second deployment to Iraq and some amusing things that happened.

Tired of living alone after my wife passed, I decided to join a retirement community for active adults. I was very surprised to learn what all went on after 9 o'clock in the evening.

A Sherwin's Falls Story
One Monday, the residents of Sherwin's Falls woke up to find that someone had set up a ten-foot plywood fence all around the entire O'Shaughnessy property, across from the church, including the pond, the falls themselves and all the land around the spring that fed the falls. Since then, big trucks with earth hauling equipment have been going in and out all day and the residents are inundated by construction noise. What in the world is happening? Who is doing this?

The further adventures of a well endowed pizza delivery guy.

A Story in the Stanly Bromly-Gentleman Adventurer Universe
This story takes place in gold rush era California. It is a Western which is an unabashed ripoff of Richard Boone's TV series "Paladin." Our hero rights the wrongs of California, for a price.

Time Travel. We didn't have a choice and damn little time to prepare (read none) It all worked out though...HA!

Before the alarm goes off, a wife is surprised at what does wake her.

A Story in the Jake River's Willie Nelson Invitational Universe
A story for Jake River's "Willie Nelson" Invitational. When a cheating wife ill-treats and leaves a struggling poor factory manager, sometimes the very best revenge in life is to live well! A tale of how karmic justice sometimes does work out for everyone. Any story codes are trivial and only implied.