Humor Stories

Do you know a blonde? Have they said or done something that left you gaping at them in confusion so great as to make you question your senses? Do you wonder if they might be mentally retarded in some diagnosable way that has gone unnoticed? Is the blonde in your life making your life a waking opium dream of confusion? There is help. Fathers of Blondes Anonymous welcomes anyone who is having trouble coping with the blonde in their life, be it daughter, wife, or others. The coffee is always fresh.

I have no idea where this one came from... Sitting on the throne of repose, with my odor insulting my wife. The odor wasn't the only thing that popped out.

Army Life...no really Story
A humorous story of how a small almost platoon got assigned gate guard and how a smart NCO got it to be a more manageable number instead

He's a simple man, with a very simple plan to see his dream woman in concert. Will his plan be good enough to fool his wife?

If you had only a few months to live, how would you mess with people? Would you screw them over or help them out? "In Xanada did Kublai Khan build a stately Palace..." Experimental fiction I wrote for a class.

As the new High Priest, Glurg's duty is to pierce each virgin's heart with his stone knife. But the very first virgin he encounters has a different idea.

Sisters Liz and Nat enjoy an above-ground backyard pool, inviting nerdy next-door neighbor Dan to join them. Nat is older, gorgeous, and the high school social queen, while Liz is heavy and feels overlooked. Dan, attracted to both sisters, thinks he has no chance with Nat, and soon he's partnered with Liz. Dan and Liz's deep intimacy is encouraged by Dan's single (and swinging) mother and the sisters' father. A simple teen romance explodes into lusty combinations.