Valentines Day 2023 Entry
A semi-retired surf bum inherits a beach front house on Malibu and finds that he has interesting neighbors, including a reclusive former musician with eyes of the color of the sands and sea, and find that now later in life they’re both looking for a lover to court and spark.
A tale of two people at a party who head for the basement and do what comes naturally (as well as several unnatural acts) with as much grace and skill as can reasonably be expected of a pair of drunk geeks who just met.
A Silver Clitorides finalist for November 2001
Josh Jenkins is a pretty normal young man with ONE big obsession: every minute that his brain isn't doing anything else, it is dominated by tennis star Anna Kournikova. His birthday present, tickets for a US-Open Anna match, is the beginning of an adventure that surpasses his wildest wet dreams, as a simple but overambitious quest for a signature gets totally out of control...
Do you know a blonde? Have they said or done something that left you gaping at them in confusion so great as to make you question your senses? Do you wonder if they might be mentally retarded in some diagnosable way that has gone unnoticed? Is the blonde in your life making your life a waking opium dream of confusion? There is help. Fathers of Blondes Anonymous welcomes anyone who is having trouble coping with the blonde in their life, be it daughter, wife, or others. The coffee is always fresh.