If you had only a few months to live, how would you mess with people? Would you screw them over or help them out? "In Xanada did Kublai Khan build a stately Palace..."
Experimental fiction I wrote for a class.
The Christmas season starts earlier every year, at least in the stores, and it drives Joe crazy. His girlfriend, Noelle, gives him an appreciation for celebrating a little early.
A DG and Cindy story. Technology is great, isn't it? I mean, when I stumbled across tiny vibrator that could be controlled remotely, I knew I had found the perfect birthday gift for Cindy. But as we discovered, sometimes new technology has a few glitches.
After Plain Jane's widowed grandmother's funeral, the last task she was asked to do by her mother was to help clear the last of Gran's effects from her near-empty house before the new owners moved in. It was quite late at night, but she went with Mum to Gran's old house, where she had so many childhood memories, for the last sad time.
She’s Lascivious Livia, a charismatic, voraciously bisexual stage magician and hypnotist with an irredeemably cheesy sense of humor. He’s Marcelo Ambrose Knight, a handsome pickup artist with a dominant streak and a heart of gold. In an age of legwarmers, VHS, Aqua Net and valley girls, they’ll team up to create the most erotic, glamourous and outrageous (and the only) traveling adult variety show the world has ever seen! (There may be a wee smidge of fighting crime along the way.)
Tag Bonewell is a failed P.I. The only positive thing he has going for him is his mind-boggling sex life with his secretary, the luscious, football-titted, Lucy Fern. True, he also has his neighbor, the practicing witch, Wanda Blake, an older, truly insatiable woman, but that shit don't pay the rent.
When Tag takes the house dick job at the Wellington Hotel, he meets the luscious Mergie and the delectable Greta. Now, if he only had time for his job! So many women, so little time!
A Halloween Story
18 yo Eve decides her daddy's going to get a halloween trick on the big night. With mommy in the room! And what about the neighbor boy Gunther? What will evil Eve make him do before he's allowed in? And how much will it hurt?
A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story (10) In this episode, the boss pawns off his niece on Mr. Marcus, whose self control and zipper are strained to their limits. "Just sit on the copier, my dear, so I'll have something to remember you by." Nope, even more intimate than a picture to remember her by.