A tale of two people at a party who head for the basement and do what comes naturally (as well as several unnatural acts) with as much grace and skill as can reasonably be expected of a pair of drunk geeks who just met.
A Silver Clitorides finalist for November 2001
Josh Jenkins is a pretty normal young man with ONE big obsession: every minute that his brain isn't doing anything else, it is dominated by tennis star Anna Kournikova. His birthday present, tickets for a US-Open Anna match, is the beginning of an adventure that surpasses his wildest wet dreams, as a simple but overambitious quest for a signature gets totally out of control...
Can you be the bait, the catch, and the fisherman too? A lovely woman and her playboy friend team up to reel in partners in pleasure. When they go clubbing they always come away with at least one fish on the line.
Do you know a blonde? Have they said or done something that left you gaping at them in confusion so great as to make you question your senses? Do you wonder if they might be mentally retarded in some diagnosable way that has gone unnoticed? Is the blonde in your life making your life a waking opium dream of confusion? There is help. Fathers of Blondes Anonymous welcomes anyone who is having trouble coping with the blonde in their life, be it daughter, wife, or others. The coffee is always fresh.
Army Life...no really Story A humorous story of how a small almost platoon got assigned gate guard and how a smart NCO got it to be a more manageable number instead
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: True Story Tags: True Story, Humor, Military, War Downloads: 1948 Votes: 136 | Score: 6.78 Size: 4KB | 880 words |
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Sisters Liz and Nat enjoy an above-ground backyard pool, inviting nerdy next-door neighbor Dan to join them. Nat is older, gorgeous, and the high school social queen, while Liz is heavy and feels overlooked. Dan, attracted to both sisters, thinks he has no chance with Nat, and soon he's partnered with Liz. Dan and Liz's deep intimacy is encouraged by Dan's single (and swinging) mother and the sisters' father. A simple teen romance explodes into lusty combinations.