Humor Stories

A story in the Writing Prompt Stories Universe
Forget the princess; the dragonslayer wants to marry the King. [Writing Prompt]

Our ageing retiree used to be a magistrate, handing down sentences to juvenile offenders! So, it's more than a little provoking to find a couple of petty criminal girls helping themselves to his garden, casually sunbathing!

She’s Lascivious Livia, a charismatic, voraciously bisexual stage magician and hypnotist with an irredeemably cheesy sense of humor. He’s Marcelo Ambrose Knight, a handsome pickup artist with a dominant streak and a heart of gold. In an age of legwarmers, VHS, Aqua Net and valley girls, they’ll team up to create the most erotic, glamourous and outrageous (and the only) traveling adult variety show the world has ever seen! (There may be a wee smidge of fighting crime along the way.)

A Caddymaster Story
The fourteenth story in the Caddymaster Saga. Jackie gets reluctantly involved when Ellen and Joan set out to undo a Main Line New England family's traditions.

A girl sometimes has to go to extremes to get what she wants. Some of the characters may express unacceptable views, these are NOT my own, but those of the characters (and not unusual at the time). Also, I have made historical references without checking if the timings of the events line up to the real historical record; unless you are an historian, I hope it does not damage your enjoyment.

One day in the life of a Cavalry Trooper.

Konrad, history’s greatest seducer, destroys his peerless “Golden Rod” rather than surrender it. Struck down by the Happiness God, he awakens in the body of a half-incubus eunuch caned to death for offending the emperor’s favorite consort. Armed with a tailor-made system, he declares open season on empresses, consorts, princesses, and every other beauty in Holy Flame City.

Pity the poor teacher who is faced with half a class filled with luscious young things who will promise anything for a better grade.