Humor Stories

A Swarm Cycle Story
and give me the booze. A short pick up story in the Swarm Universe. No sex. No space battles. No giant ants.

Jack and Frieda have known each other for two or three months and Jack decides to invite Frieda to spend a night in Brighton and she accepts. Unfortunately, it is 1952 and Frieda's husband is one of the most dangerous bosses of an East End London gang, involved in prostitution, white slavery, bookmakers and extortion. Games are being played for high stakes, do they really know what they are letting themselves in for?

Marcy learns that her husband is doing more than buying feed for the livestock when he makes his weekly run. She plots an explosive plan to deal with his indiscretion and decides to fix a few other shortcomings in the process.

I have no idea where this one came from... Sitting on the throne of repose, with my odor insulting my wife. The odor wasn't the only thing that popped out.

Valentines Day 2023 Entry
A semi-retired surf bum inherits a beach front house on Malibu and finds that he has interesting neighbors, including a reclusive former musician with eyes of the color of the sands and sea, and find that now later in life they’re both looking for a lover to court and spark.

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right." / (Reviews)

This is the third of Kristie's 'occasional' pieces. Armed with more than a sense of humor this time, Kristie once again does battle with her arch nemesis! Again, because this is short, detailed story codes give away too much...

Pity the poor teacher who is faced with half a class filled with luscious young things who will promise anything for a better grade.

A Sherwin's Falls Story
St. Ignatius' new parish priest arrives in Sherwin's Falls and discovers the town's relaxed attitude towards public nudity.