Humor Stories

because everyone has done this

Pity the poor teacher who is faced with half a class filled with luscious young things who will promise anything for a better grade.

A Sherwin's Falls Story
Mélanie Turgeon, a young single mother, flees her violent boyfriend with her 7 month old son and finds herself, lost and starving, somewhere in the Eastern Townships of Montreal. A kind-hearted woman finds her, feeds her and drops her off in an inn where everyone is nude.

A Swarm Cycle Story
and give me the booze. A short pick up story in the Swarm Universe. No sex. No space battles. No giant ants.

Marcy learns that her husband is doing more than buying feed for the livestock when he makes his weekly run. She plots an explosive plan to deal with his indiscretion and decides to fix a few other shortcomings in the process.

A story in the Writing Prompt Stories Universe
Forget the princess; the dragonslayer wants to marry the King. [Writing Prompt]

Our ageing retiree used to be a magistrate, handing down sentences to juvenile offenders! So, it's more than a little provoking to find a couple of petty criminal girls helping themselves to his garden, casually sunbathing!

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right." / (Reviews)

A girl sometimes has to go to extremes to get what she wants. Some of the characters may express unacceptable views, these are NOT my own, but those of the characters (and not unusual at the time). Also, I have made historical references without checking if the timings of the events line up to the real historical record; unless you are an historian, I hope it does not damage your enjoyment.