Humor Stories

Valentines Day 2023 Entry
A semi-retired surf bum inherits a beach front house on Malibu and finds that he has interesting neighbors, including a reclusive former musician with eyes of the color of the sands and sea, and find that now later in life they’re both looking for a lover to court and spark.

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right." / (Reviews)

Pity the poor teacher who is faced with half a class filled with luscious young things who will promise anything for a better grade.

A Sherwin's Falls Story
St. Ignatius' new parish priest arrives in Sherwin's Falls and discovers the town's relaxed attitude towards public nudity.

Billy is a little shit! Find out what happens when the family goes to the local DIY store.

A Swarm Cycle Story
A short (very short) pick up story. No sex.

Our ageing retiree used to be a magistrate, handing down sentences to juvenile offenders! So, it's more than a little provoking to find a couple of petty criminal girls helping themselves to his garden, casually sunbathing!

A tale of two people at a party who head for the basement and do what comes naturally (as well as several unnatural acts) with as much grace and skill as can reasonably be expected of a pair of drunk geeks who just met. A Silver Clitorides finalist for November 2001