What if you were making out with your girl in the back of your van on a dark and stormy night, and you were about to get laid, and she had to pee? What would you do?
Greatly exaggerated from my true life experience. A bright female ROTC cadet engineers a way for 15 other female cadets and herself to spy on a group of 20 male ROTC cadets while they shower each morning during a week long stay in shared barracks. But a rogue group of four of the other female cadets take it too far by pulling multiple pranks on the male cadets in the showers. Will they get away with it?
This is just silly. But sometimes that's just what you need.[quote]Lucinda found herself back on the grassy verge near the river, flat on her back, legs wrapped securely about Buddy's frantically pumping torso.[/quote]
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
Lori wanted a job but her huge breasts kept getting in the way. Until she interviewed with John, that is. His interview technique was unique and they both wound up enjoying the benefits.
A Twisted Fairy Tale We've all heard the politically correct story of the little wooden puppet whose nose grew when he lied. But it wasn't his nose that grew. Oh no. Now you can learn what all those up-tight people never wanted you to know about the real story, and why the trees did so much better after Gepetto made his puppet.