Humor Stories

What if you were making out with your girl in the back of your van on a dark and stormy night, and you were about to get laid, and she had to pee? What would you do?

Bob Tales
Not more than half an hour later, Mama came back in and announced the most gosh awful news. She said, "Bob's finally getting married!"

I've just installed a water slide, what happens when skinny dippers use it!

Cassie wanted to be Mr. Johnson's sex toy, his plaything, and she wanted it from the moment she met him. (Notice the humor code.)

My first duty station as a Marine and the first date as a Marine

Jason Dunlop becomes a Batman-like figure, The Ghost, as he fights the Sydney Ducks on the Barbary Coast. Join Jason and his girl friend, Big Ass Betty, as they fight to right some of the wrongs of old San Francisco. The Sydney Ducks were real crooks, mostly from Australia, who nearly took over San Francisco in the 1850s.

His wife claims she wants a trial separation, to find herself. Husband knows what she really wants to find, and works to prevent it.

University student Judy is off on an astronomy field trip with her highly eccentric professor and five equally eccentric fellow students.