Humor Stories

Greatly exaggerated from my true life experience. A bright female ROTC cadet engineers a way for 15 other female cadets and herself to spy on a group of 20 male ROTC cadets while they shower each morning during a week long stay in shared barracks. But a rogue group of four of the other female cadets take it too far by pulling multiple pranks on the male cadets in the showers. Will they get away with it?

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right."

This is just silly. But sometimes that's just what you need.[quote]Lucinda found herself back on the grassy verge near the river, flat on her back, legs wrapped securely about Buddy's frantically pumping torso.[/quote]

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

A Sherwin's Falls Story
Mélanie Turgeon, a young single mother, flees her violent boyfriend with her 7 month old son and finds herself, lost and starving, somewhere in the Eastern Townships of Montreal. A kind-hearted woman finds her, feeds her and drops her off in an inn where everyone is nude.

because everyone has done this

A night of watching "The Purge" leads to a question whose answer would change the brother/sister relationship that Julian had with his stepsister Marcy for good.

Jokes do not always go to plan.

A Swarm Cycle Story
and give me the booze. A short pick up story in the Swarm Universe. No sex. No space battles. No giant ants.