Humor Stories

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right." / (Reviews)

A girl sometimes has to go to extremes to get what she wants. Some of the characters may express unacceptable views, these are NOT my own, but those of the characters (and not unusual at the time). Also, I have made historical references without checking if the timings of the events line up to the real historical record; unless you are an historian, I hope it does not damage your enjoyment.

A Sherwin's Falls Story
St. Ignatius' new parish priest arrives in Sherwin's Falls and discovers the town's relaxed attitude towards public nudity.

Billy is a little shit! Find out what happens when the family goes to the local DIY store.

It pays to have a good friend / (Reviews)

A tale of two people at a party who head for the basement and do what comes naturally (as well as several unnatural acts) with as much grace and skill as can reasonably be expected of a pair of drunk geeks who just met. A Silver Clitorides finalist for November 2001

Army Life...no really Story
A humorous story of how a small almost platoon got assigned gate guard and how a smart NCO got it to be a more manageable number instead