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A Swarm Cycle Story
When things go bad... how bad can the aftermath be? This is a story in the Swarm Cycle Universe by Thinking Horndog. This is the first in a series of sleep modules transcribed to text for those of us that cannot do sleep studies. It documents "Jeeves' Folly" and how wills can really mess life up for the survivors.

I've just installed a water slide, what happens when skinny dippers use it!

A Conqueror's Reward Story (4)
Ki'ja was born to be the perfect breeder engineered by Harreden genes. Born with the ability to change from one sex to the other Ki'ja is thrown into a nature confusion on who he/she is...

Husband is mired in mediocrity when his life changes. Can a shrink help him? Does he even need help?

Sam, the grizzled beachcomber, enjoys a lazy day at the beach.

Returning from Texas to his California home, Steve's bad ankle and crutch make for an uncomfortable flight. Lisa sees his issue and offers him the roomy 1st class seat next to her. Her extra seat was for her husband, who cheated and isn't coming with her. Airborne, they're talking and Lisa decides to go home with Steve after landing. Flight attendant Chris figures them out; she's invited to join them for a post-flight threesome.

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right." / (Reviews)

Valentines Day 2023 Entry
A semi-retired surf bum inherits a beach front house on Malibu and finds that he has interesting neighbors, including a reclusive former musician with eyes of the color of the sands and sea, and find that now later in life they’re both looking for a lover to court and spark.