Army Life...no really — a collection from Ryan801army

A true life collection of humorous stories of my US Army experiences. The time frame is April 2008 - current. I went to basic training at Ft Jackson, SC as a 30 year old Private First Class (E-3) in late April of 2008. These stories all stand alone and I will attempt (keyword) to maintain chronological order. I am also sticking with the long time fort names like Ft Jackson/Hood, etc. Notes: the names have been changed to protect the guilty. These are also meant as quick exercises in me knocking out a story, so they are not currently being edited. Any errors are solely mine.